Let me be your misfit mommy! I will put you in your place, by shitting in your face.
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It's that time of year again when the tweakers like to steal my Amazon packages. At Christmas time in a town like mine everybody has to worry about their Amazon packages getting stolen. I leave a special morning log in an open Amazon box listening to my heavy metal Christmas music. I squat over the box beside the Christmas tree and squeeze out a large morning scat. Enjoying myself I smear it all over my ass. I get excited of the thought of my junky neighbor thinking he's getting a good price and really getting a big pile of shit instead. This makes me a very horny milf, and I suddenly decide I want to get fucked in my ass. Looking around the closest thing I see is a candy cane I grab it off the tree. I open the wrapper and shove it in my anus, and begin to go to town. With my caviar smeared all over my ass cheeks, and a huge log in the Amazon box underneath my ass I give myself some dirty anal, and relieve myself
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It is Xmas time, and as a poor Mom I need to make the most out of my money. For Christmas I want to make sure to give you a special gift, and what better then a huge morning log. I defecate onto a foil green plastic candy dish from a Chinese squatting position naked in front of the tree. The green candy dish illuminates making my anus look like kryptonite. My neon green asshole shits out and nice soft mushy morning scat. Proud of my accomplishments I take the Trey into my hand and show it to you, and then I put it back under the tree for you to have a nice Christmas present. Set to Metallica playing Christmas carols you will love this musical squatting morning poop. Merry Xmas
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Well listening to funny Christmas songs and decorating the black Christmas tree we decide to have some eggnog. I decide to warm it up for you my special way, and bend over revealing a clear speculum in my anus. My asshole is already spread wide open where you can see deep inside and I dance around and flirt with you showing you. I grab the eggnog insert some of it in a enema and squirt it in my rectum. It dribbles and drips out everywhere as I attempt to pour it into the cup for you to drink. I try again with my face down and my ass up and this time I am able to pour you and, me a drink. I take the first sip of the eggnog directly out of my butt and then smile stick my tongue out and give it to you. After our sip of eggnog I put the cup down bent over spread my butt cheeks and flirt with you and, tease you more with my anus. I'm a single older horny mom with needs and I love to let you look inside of my filthy asshole, and I am desperate for you to fuck me
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While listening to my new favorite polish song I decide I want to use you as my toilet, and sink. Pissing, and Spitting on my polish slave. POV - you are my polish toilet slave. I spit on you, and tease you with my black PVC thong. Walking in circles around you like a animal does before marking my prey. I spit on you multiple times, tease you as of I am peeing on you, and then when you least expect it I piss all over your face, and in your mouth. I smack my pussy dry, and spit on you again at the end.
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I go outside to smoke a cigarette when I step in a huge pile of dog shit. I am mad at first but then I laugh and tease you with it putting it in your face on my feet. I rub it all up and down my shins and it feels so good on my legs and it starts to excite me. I play with it teasing you, and before I go inside I decide to clean it off by pissing on my feet. I piss all over the dirty dog scat on my legs and feet and then smack my pussy dry. My next make you go upstairs as my slave to the shower and help me clean it off POV you are the slave.
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Efro stripper cheese and 6-in platform stripper heels . Worship the ass of your favorite tattoo trashy milf as I dropped my morning mushy caviar onto I played in a sexy squatting position. Playing the ghetto strippers Anthem in the background I squat spread my ass cheeks and a very seductive shit.
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I'm a cheap whore of a M
Mom Laying in bed smoking a cigarette in my nightie and white control top pantyhose. The feet are cut out because I always have to be barefoot. Exposing my dirty feet to you and teasing you being sexy as I smoke my cigarette I suddenly get the urge to shit. My morning dump is huge and the urgency has hit me before I can even drop my pantyhose. I turn around and scat defecate out of my anus all into my pantyhose mushy and smearing all against my ass. It feels so warm caked up against the crack of my butt it starts to smear it and spread it on my ass cheeks. I enjoy it I'm smiling and giggling, and still smoking my cigarette. I noticed my cigarettes almost gone and cannot find my ashtray. With my ass to you I turn my face to you as I put the cigarette out on packed diarrhea that has pancake on to my anus.
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As I drop my panties with this side toilet view efro clip you will see about 4 in of mushy caviar dangling from my ass
You can hear how heavy it is as it drops and hits the toilet, and the toilet seat. I'm such a filthy Mommy I don't even wipe front to back. I spread my cheeks and shaking my filthy anus. One mushy morning messy shit
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POV you're the neighbor of me a single lonely milf, and I need help filling up a sippy cup. My little girl likes her milk warmed up a special way in my anus. I insert a milk enema in my butt squeeze it out, and have you assist me as it squirts everywhere trying to put it in the sippy cup. It squirts in your face on the couch and all over dribbling slowly out of my ass and only about half makes it into the cup. We laugh you worship my ass and get covered in milk. I even tease you with some of the gooey shitty milk on my finger putting it in your face making you lick it off. Between getting pissed all over the couch, and milk as we attempt to fill my sippy cup we both have an enjoyable time.
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The food stamps have been sold, and we have to make the most of the milk. Not only have I already used it on my stereo yesterday, but before I put it on your cereal I use it for an enema. You watch me put my enema bulb full of your milk for your cereal in my ass, and squeeze the cold milk into my anus. I yell at you for telling your teacher about your mommy's shitty milk, and make threats if you tell her again. As I threaten to scold you you will slowly watch as it dribbles out of my ass onto your cereal that I've already pissed on while we're waiting for the milk to loosen up my constipated scat. Finally it will all come out of my ass the mushy backed up milky caviar goodness for your breakfast.
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After a full body smear I let you enjoy watching me take a nice hot steamy shitty shower. Watch the dried cake and smeared on scat get rinsed off slowly, and scrubbed with a loofah. It got all dirty in between your netting of my loofah, it was so mushy and wet and like diarrhea always is just wouldn't even rinse all the way out of it. Even though I was only covered a matter of under 30 minutes my whole body still smells just like the stinky poop that was all over my body. Being such a dirty misfit Mommy is what you enjoy the most about me though. I'm not even going to worry about telling anybody else before they use the loofah. After all in this welfare West Virginia family we have to share everything they're lucky that they didn't make them share the shower water. All of us usually have to take a bath in the same water here, and I don't even care if it's dirty diarrhea water like this stinky shower was.
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I'm such a naughty Mommy and I love to get dirty. I spread my cheeks with my rhinestone but plug in and begin to take my morning squirting scat. It explosively wraps out of my ass and onto the bathtub so hard that at one point it even shuts the camera off LOL. I will smear it all over my body from the bottoms of my feet up to my neck rubbing the soft caviar diarrhea all over. It covers my tattoos, and it's so stinky. I tease you with my ass, titties, and pussy covered in the cakedon smeared Missy mist. My chocolate is so warm and stinky it gets me so horny rubbing it all over my body for you. I don't even care when I drop my phone in it
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You are 5 minutes late is my human toilet, and I'm very upset. My diarrhea has already started to slowly come out of my anus waiting on you. You come in the door I put you directly on the floor and spread my cheeks and there is a dingleberry even waiting for you I make you lick my ass before you open why to swallow. When done I make you lick my ass again POV you are the human toilet
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POV up close look at my hillbilly redneck West Virginia bare feet. I'm very upset I got kicked out of Walmart for having no shirt and bare feet. I need the plan b pill due to a gamgbang at the strip club I work at but I was nothing but a total cum dumpster at. Now I'm scared I may be pregnant and have conceived and I am too old, and on welfare and need the plan b pill within 48 hours. Now I'm trying to flirt with you my stepson and talk you into a foot job in exchange for taking me back to not only get it, but also follow the cashier home who kicked me out to do a lot of stuff to her that involves a lot of shit.
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Mommy has been constipated again for days, but her stomach feels empty no matter how much she eats. I am desperate to take a shit for you, I need your help looking inside to see where my scat has gone. Since I feel like there's nothing inside of me I put this speculum in my ass face down and ass up. Stretching it open I asked you to come close and help me look deep inside my black gaping anus. My stretch rectum is bouncing in your face making me horny so I start to masturbate with the tentacle that vibrates very hard. I rub it on my clit, and stick it in my pussy and ass as I desperately have you continued to look in my ass doggy style with my heavily tattooed ass right in your face.
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A quick little deuces dropped. You're in the toilet waiting. You worship my ass. Constipation is a bitch, and I was desperate to feed my toilet.
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You know the relaxing sound of my voice excites you, add it in with my morning scat really turns you on. In this video you will hear my relaxing voice tease you about being my human toilet and wanting to eat my morning log as I defecate and piss for you on your favorite red blanket. I will tease you pushing and prolapsing my rosebud covered in shit, with a large dingleberry hanging off I will even piss for you in my most relaxing voice I will taunt you and tease you about how bad you want to taste my morning mushy diarrhea dump, and drink my piss
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Waking up as a young bitch in heat I am horny, and the first thing I have to do is shit. I remember around sniffing on all fours trying to find the proper spot because as any dog I don't go until I have to go bad and can't hardly contain myself. I will whine whimper sit up on my back legs licking my paws and panting looking around trying to find help from you my owner. My feet are dirty and dry from being on my paws all day and I'm itching and scratching on my ears even with them and showing them off to you as I walk around in circles. Whining some more I will do Zumiez and circles around my puppy pad until I finally turn with my ass to you turning and looking for your praise as I do it I will finally take a large dump giving my master eye contact. Directly afterwards it will send my nerve endings racing and I will be so excited shaking my butt for you showing off for you. The smell of my large log and mushy diarrhea mixed with my piss will start to arouse this bitch in heat. I am desperate for you to breathe me even though you are my owner and I'm a dog. I grab the first thing I see hoping it's one of my toys, but it's not and not even the proper shape so I put it down. Remember I'm just a dog I'm not that smart. Then I go finally and see my favorite green toy and I grab it with my mouth I bring it over and show it off to you my owner proud wanting you to play with me since you're not amused yet and you're too busy jacking off watching me I play with myself in multiple positions with my dirty filthy anus. I even smear my shit on both sides of my face by my mouth, take the dildo out multiple times to show it off probably to my owner. My dry dirty soles of my bare feet will be up close with my ass closer to you as I proudly show you how bad I want to be bred. You can hear me panting and whining desperate like any dog in heat would. I even like the shitty dildo for my master. At the end I pull the dildo out spread my ass cheeks up close to the camera with my dirty soles showing again and probably wink my anus multiple times stretching to show you even though it's tight it is still gaping a little for you. I need Master's help to try to stretch it and make it a lot bigger next time.
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The haunting music relaxes you, and the thought of getting to see me morning scats excites you. In this video I will start by shaking my ass cheeks at you and teasing you as you worship it. I will slowly spread my tattoo but apart revealing my very tight anus. It will pucker and wink at you and slowly a turd will start to release its way up. It looks like millions of tiny pebbles breaking off one at a time due to the constipation, and then it turns into a nice big log that you think will never end. Once it hits a small piece will be dangling and you will see me shake my ass, and even insert my fingers inside of myself to try to push it out from my pussy walls. I will push as hard as I can prolapsing my asshole and showing my rosebud winking as you multiple times. And then with the small piece of shit dangling another turd will push through beside it. You may not get off until I smack my pussy and wave goodbye
I was desperate to ship for you today and thank goodness the laxatives, and brussel sprouts helped make it happen.
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Desperately needing to shit after eating my stomach starts to hurt instantly. I don't even have time to make it to the bathroom and just decide to go right there in the living room floor watching my movie. My asshole puckers and winks at you in multiple positions desperately just trying to get out any turd I can. You can see it turtle shell fairly out of my anus many times, and it seems my rectum is as much of a tease as I am. I will fart multiple times also, and wait till you see the size of the turd that comes out finally towards the end.
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