I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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Emptying the tank. I'm happy to report that recovery is going well thanks to the air filtration system, and I'm back to filming. Looking back as I edit this clip? I see how messy my bathroom is and now have this urgent need to clean it.
But let's forget about that for a moment and focus on how beautiful and along this stream of piss is. I didn't count, but I did know that it would be a good clip, strictly because I was emptying the tank before my next hydration session. And of course, I wouldn't be me if "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." didn't come out of my mouth at least once. (What happens next shouldn't surprise you either)
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I tried to motivate myself to work, but with the fires surrounding my area the smoke has had me feeling really low energy. We just got some air filters for inside the house, which is the only reason you're watching this right now.
I think my air filters deserve to be reimbursed for that reason alone. They were $650 after tax. I had to travel out of town just to get them so round it to $700.
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Can you see my headlights? Can you really? What a ridiculous thing to say to me. I don't wear a bra, so of course you're going to see my nipples under my shirts.. Does it have to be mentioned every single time?
Nothing irritates me more than a Vanilla person treating me like a sex worker, but not paying me like one. That's what I love about a clip store. You know if you want to see boobies to pay for it.. and that if you're lucky enough to see nipples through my shirt to just shut up and appreciate the gift🤣
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Another day, another empty TP roll. Why is it when I put the camera on the floor, the tp is always out? It might be my hand fetish. I might just feel the need to show off my long fingers.
It might also be because I love the way I look squirming from this angle as I deny myself. A little denial makes the piss feel so much better when I finally start peeing.
If you've ever wanted me to fart on you, this is the clip to watch.
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I woke up with a different kind of urgency for once. I didn't need to pee so much as I needed to take a stealthy shit. There was literally no pushing involved, just a short squirt of piss followed by a silent dump. Not even the courtesy of a plop as it landed in the water.
Part of me wasn't even sure if I had shit because it came out so easily.. that's why I showed the toilet paper to the camera to prove to both of us that I'd actually done it. When I turned around to look in the bowl, I saw the reason there was no plop. It was huge, like, "it might clog the toilet" huge. Which is why I celebrated when it flushed clean.
If you don't like the sound of a nose blowing, I'd stop this shit clip after the clean flush, also those weren't farts, I queefed.. and if you heard me laughing, it's because queefs are funny, haha!
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It took me editing this clip to figure out why I was so tired. I had just cum like.. multiple times.. so of course I was yawning repeatedly.
Anyway, as I'm pissing for 30+ seconds, you can see just a hint of my dirty feet. I was walking barefoot in the garden & the fresh air gave me a case of the horny.. Hence the cum on my panties, dirt on my feet.
As I finish pissing, or so I think, I wipe my butt? Apparently, I needed to freshen the cheeks. Did anyone else notice how much I was wiping? A lot of that could be saved if I only had a live-in tongue to clean up after me. Imagine follow-up dribble shots? Yum! Describe what they'd taste like!
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Haha! Once again, my husband isn't as slick as he thinks he is, I totally heard him shuffling outside the door, I even caught him standing at the top of the stairs when I left the bathroom.
I think he heard me when I pressed my hand against the mirror in desperation as the urgent need to piss took over my body. He loves to listen to me moaning, and I don't blame him, I just worry that he's going to end up on camera.
He's mine. I refuse to share him. So I need a weekend house to get away to where I can masturbate & hydrate without a horny little dude trying to get as close as he can without being on camera.
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Clowning on the Camera. Why? Because I can. I start off admiring myself in the mirror because my outfit is fucking cute with the leggings and Venom with his Spidy-pop.
Then when it's time to pee, guess who I see!? That's right you! So guess who I'm talking to? Well..
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It's sundress season, and this is my first new sundress of the season. Do you love it? I do. It's super comfy & I love sunflowers. Plus, with my pink track jacket, I'm a walking Pan Pride flag, and as a bonus beacon, I have some rainbow Cobain's for the Femme's out there.
Anyway.. Enjoy the piss clip.. and tell me you love my dress!
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I call my pets fluffy bum, and it looks like they got me back today. I had absolutely no idea that I picked up a line of hair when I sat on the carpeted stairs before peeing. I had an amazing description all thought up about changing the toilet paper, desperation, and 2 tiny farts.. butt now all I can think of is a line of fur on my bum..
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"My husband is listening at the door" I whisper to you just before I flush because I know if I open the door to leave as if the camera wasn't there, he'd be in the background.
Little horn dog he is.. he knows better than to be at the door when I'm filming, but sometimes he just can't help himself.
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I was in my own little world when I went into the bathroom to pee this time & didn't notice the, now, very obvious hidden camera behind the towel.
So this is me, unaware. Pissing without an audience.. peeing for nobody but myself.. And you sneaky little thing you got the drop on me. Good job!
Do my tits show that much everytime I wear this shirt? Have I rocked side to side for you before? I didn't count how long I pissed for.. like at all this time.. Let me know?
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The Giantess has returned, and you are lucky enough to sneak up on her unawares. As she hangs her sweater on the towel rack and turns around to sit on the toilet, you could have sworn for a second that you'd been spotted.
Your heart pounds in fear and excitement. Did she see you? Is she toying with you? When she finishes pissing will you be confronted or not? Then you forget all about that as you hear her beginning to urinate.. Her hand clasps the counter as her nerves begin to tingle at the release..
The tension begins to wane as her hand visibly relaxes. Once she's done, she washes her hands, stretches, yawns, and talks to herself as she leaves the bathroom. She leaves you alone in the dark and satisfied.
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Did I miss a spot? I feel like after 41 years on this earth, I should know how to wipe by now, but my jaw dropped when I saw droplets on my bum when I stood up!
I knew I was having a hard time getting the piss to land in the water so it would make audible sounds, but I didn't realize I'd shifted so much I peed on my own ass.
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Starting off with a song, I'm going to serenade you because singing narration is part of my everyday life. These denim shorts are too big for me now so I can slide them down my hips without even undoing them.
I chose not to wear panties underneath them because sometimes you just need to let your vajeen breathe.. And when a wind blows up my shorts.. well..
Right, I'm talking about a piss clip, not my hairy bush on the breeze. You can see my body visibly relaxing as my flip flops slowly lower to the floor and as I finish my 40+ long sending piss, my thick thighs begin to tremble and I let out the tiniest toilet fart you've ever heard..
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I'm feeling maternal, which is unusual for me, I also hate nicknames, so calling you Precious was out of my comfort zone. Not enough that I won't post this piss clip, I'm a money whore and understand the value of a one of a kind clip. If you ever want to hear me, say it you're going to have to buy this pee clip, because it's the first, last, & only time I'll be saying it.
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As I slid my leggings off my ass and down, I could feel my panties sag, and it made me feel self-conscious, and I hesitated to post it for a second.
Then I realized, self-conscious about what? The chance to go shopping for new panties because I lost weight?
Besides, I squirm with desperation & piss for more than.. I don't know, I stopped counting after 30 seconds. And all of that makes for a fantastic piss clip.
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Full body shivers take over me as I unzip my sweater and slide it down my arms. I hang the sweater on the towel rack to keep it off the floor and suddenly I find myself pressed against the wall, holding on with everything I have in me.
I need to pee. I can make it to the toilet. Today will not be the day I piss myself.
The feeling passes and as I begin peeing I'm lost, transported into another world where nothing and no one matters, just how I'm feeling, just what I'm hearing, just the shivers running though my body.
It was almost perfect until..
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It's a slow quiet day of recovery after the recent rain. In my comfiest pj's pants I sit on the toilet. As I begin peeing my hand begins to tremor..
I personally find it pleasing to the eye, but I haven't always had that shake in my hand. It's actually a visible sign of my disability.
The back and forth of it doesn't hurt in the moment, but it does get a little warm after it stops.
My profile does clearly state that I'm disabled, but because it's such an invisible illness, I often forget to talk about it's visible symptoms.
If that was too deep for a paywall post.. erm..
Rewatch the clip and pretend I said something hilarious and sexy and let me know if I peed for longer than 30 seconds or not..
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Desperation is the word of the day as I bend over the counter, panting, squirming, & clenching as hard as I can. I'm so close to relief. It's 2 steps away. I just need to..
Aren't my plaid leggings adorable with the yellow shirt? There isn't a whole lot of yellow in the leggings, so I feel like it matches, but the shirt gets a starring role in my outfit.
Right! Potty time! I slide my leggings & panties down my thick thighs and finally sit down on the toilet to relieve myself.. 30 seconds of pure, unadulterated joy.. And just when I think the bathroom trip couldn't get any better...
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