I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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It's a hot day today, even with a t-shirt and Capri leggings. I can feel my everything sweating, I think I even saw my thighs peeling apart as I sat down on the toilet. No talk today, just the calm, steady stream of piss and a flash of my pussy as I sit down then stand back up.
Maybe once it cools down I'll start flashing my pussy as I pee again. Maybe if you send a tip, I'll flash it sooner.
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My desperation was a little too much for me this bathroom trip. You can see in the reflection of the toilet bowl how hard I'm bouncing to keep in the urine, I even dropped something as I did it in my frantic need.
My grey floral lounge pants clinging to my thick thighs and soft ass as I shuffle my way to the toilet, I clench for a brief moment before sliding my pants down and I thought I felt some try to escape as I sat down so I tried to sit quickly to avoid an accident.
As I finish my 30+ second long piss, I pause. I rest my torso on my thighs and dangle until I'm back on earth. And as I'm slowly coming to, I readjust my seat to another. "What was that?" moment that quickly passes as I wipe my pussy, and is long forgotten as I wipe the tears streaming down my face.
Until I stand up and pull my pants back on & turn around to flush. The seat is wet, and so was my thigh. For fuck sakes.
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This feels like such a quick clip, so I can't quiet wrap my head around how I was pissing for 40+ seconds of it. Only pausing for a brief moment before sitting down on the toilet was definitely part of it.
It's understandable why I sat so fast, though I needed to pee so badly I was digging my fingers into my knees from the overwhelming sensation.
Being as I have a hand fetish, for my own hands in particular, watching it back while I was editing was fucking sexy. The relaxing of the fingers as the relief came, the nails going from white back to pink as the stream was coming to an end.
Speaking of the end, that burp actually caught me by surprise. I knew I was going to burp, I just didn't expect it to be quite so loud. You're welcome I guess. Enjoy the clip.
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Urgency starts this clip off as I stand just inches away from the toilet, unable to do anything beyond holding my crotch and bouncing until the need fades a little. I look to my side, and once again, the toilet roll is empty. I thought I'd just changed it last clip! Didn't I?
Whatever, changing the toilet paper in this moment was a blessing. I needed something to distract me long enough to finally be able to sit on the toilet anyway. By the time that's finished, the desperation has passed, so I shuffle my ass towards the toilet seat and prepare myself for what's surely to be at least a 40-second piss. (correct me in the comments if I'm wrong)
Just as I start to wash my hands, I hear a shuffling outside the door & I knew at that moment that our time was about to be cut short, so I make the hand washing quick and let you know you can't watch me walk away this time. Sad? Yeah, but you do get to look down my shirt & have me speak directly to you, so I think that makes up for it.
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Going in for a full mouth extraction means that my diet is going to need to change completely once they operation is done. Knowing that, I've decided to take advantage of the last days of having teeth by eating anything and everything I am craving.
Eating whatever I want whenever I want has caused my IBS to kick in. This shit came out quick and soft, so I wound up spending more time wiping my ass than I did shitting.
The size of the shit itself was unremarkable, but the smell. Oh, God, the smell. You know that eye watering sensation you get when you walk into an airplane bathroom after some poor sap ate the clam chowder?
I feel sorry for whoever used the bathroom after I did. Unless it was you.
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In setting up the camera, a flash of urgency overcame me. All the cursing and swearing couldn't help me fix the fucking camera. It's a good thing to, because after my last clip, I was a mess anyway. I mean.. look at the rip in my pajama pants as I'm playing with my waist bands while sitting on the toilet.
I definitely need to buy new clothes soon. Maybe if you put money towards it, I'll even give you a peek as I try on clothes. That all depends on how happy your tip makes me, though. But let's not think about those things as I'm pissing for 30+ seconds. Let's think about the musical sounds, the tremors of relief, and anonymous porn.
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Delayed til desperation. That's the theme of today's piss clip. Come with me as I literally narrate every moment until I sit down on the toilet to relieve myself.
Watch as I distract myself, or try to at least, by tidying the bathroom until I'm so desperate to pee that I quite literally rip my pants to do it.
The 40+ second stream is more than I could have hoped for, I'm quite proud of it. Dizzy over it even.
Because I'm speaking directly to you as I use the bathroom, the clip also doesn't end when I leave the bathroom. How does it end you ask? I guess you'll just have to watch to find out.
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It's been a wonderful, Lazy Day so far, and after stretching, yawning, and peeing, it's going to get even better. But before that can happen, it's time to sit down on the toilet and relieve myself. As I slide my booty shorts and underwear down around my ankles. I wrap my forearms around my calves and let out a grunt as I stretch my legs.
Standing back upright. I do one more stretch before I sit myself down. I'm shuffling around on the seat to get the best audio possible because I know it's gonna be a good one, at least over thirty seconds long. I'm not even concerned about the length. I'm just looking forward to crawling into my bed afterward.
If you kept track of how long I pissed for let me know in the comments.
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Because of my surgery, I spent a lot of time eating all the foods I love and knew I couldn't eat once my full mouth extraction was done. Tonight's meal was a mistake.. You can thank Pizza Pizza, deep-fried pickles, chicken wings, & garlic bread with a side of ripple chips for this runny, squirty shit.
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Why is the toilet paper always empty. It seems like every time I use the bathroom, the toilet roll needs to be changed first.
With all the scheduling I've been doing lately my brain is mush, so enjoy the 40 seconds of pee & I'll see you tomorrow.
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If I had my own band it would be "Panic as the piss goes" because I'm so fucking dramatic when I need to pee😂
It's not my fault thos time though, I was sabatoged before I even entered the bathroom! One last tp roll in the whole room and it was propping my camera up😂🤦🏽♀️
I finished all of social media postings for August and filmed this as a reward..
Wait.. did that large wad of toilet paper stay after I finished pissing? It's a good God damned thing I showered almost immediately after this😳😳
Wait.. I could have sold that.. fuck.. money down the literal drain..
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I spent some time in the garden today. And it was so beautiful that I didn't want to come in. It wasn't until I was desperate to pee when I finally walked away from the garden.
Sitting on the toilet.. counting in my head.. once I reached 20 seconds, I knew it's gonna be a good long piss, so I stopped counting and began to play with my arches. That's when I noticed how dirty my feet were, from having been out in the garden. So, of course, I had to get you to lick my feet clean.
Being out in the garden also meant that I had some coochie sweat, so with my wet wipes fully stocked, I decided to give myself a wet wipe before getting up off the toilet, because nobody likes a musty muffin.. Or do they?
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It's a beautiful quiet clip with a nice long piss and the follow up pushing as I shit into the toilet. Once I'm done pooping I grab my beloved wet wipes and begin wiping my ass.. and of course the money whore in me starts brainstorming ways to monetize on it further.. but we all know the lazy ass in me won't put in that much effort.. after all I can't even be bothered to change out of my pajamas.
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I saw a mosquito, and now all I can do is scratch. I know I didn't get bit by it, I literally saw it and came in from the outside world because yuck. It's much warmer outside than it is inside a house with central air, so when I got to the bathroom, I felt a sense of urgency as shivers ran over my body.
That's when I decided to include you in my conversation with myself. I mean, I'll already entertain myself, so I might as well include you in it since you're staring at me anyway, right? Besides, I'm in a stompy mood, and you're looking mighty stompable, which is also highly entertaining for me.
Also, once that is done, I'm expecting my inheritance.. You have put me in your will by now.. right?
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My first public bathroom piss and wow, was it nerve wracking. I was in a medical facility and was the 1st appointment, which is the only reason I trusted a public bathroom enough to use it in the first place.
I grabbed the disabld stall because I'm disabld and because it was the corner where my camera wouldn't be spotted the moment someone walked in.
I talked to myself the entire time as an added buffer because no one makes eye contact with a person who talks to themselves in public.. right?
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2 burps, 1 fart.. If you don't understand that reference.. we can't be friends.. It's the law. I had to go out into the real world today, and I don't like it. So I dressed head to toe in Black & even wore a Black face mask because, as a disabled person, I still need to protect myself from the general public.
It's another beautiful butt day, so I had to angle the camera just right so you could see my bum & my tattoo.. I tried to fart for the camera, butt my angle was off, and I knew it as soon as I spread my cheeks. Anyway.. enjoy the 30 seconds of peeing!
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Closing the door before starting the clip is normal. Turning the camera off as part of the clip is becoming the new normal as the air filtration system continues to be noisy and close to the bathroom door. I love that for me because it means external noise is being drowned out better now.
Trying to quickly hang my sweater before I shit myself was a whole other experience, though. I'm actually surprised I wasn't shitting while I was taking my 20-second long piss with how precarious my situation was as I made my way to the toilet.
As I'm wiping away what I thought was going to be a disastrous mess turned out to be pretty neat & tidy thanks to my wet wipes, and the money whore in me wants to capitalize on said wet wipes.. but like.. I don't know anything about that market.. I just know that I love how much easier wet wipes make cleaning my butt crack.
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Slapping my belly and doing the pee pee dance, but as I'm editing this clip, all I can think is. "Does my ass always look that good in those pants?" Or is it all the cardio I do when I put off peeing that's toning it?
Softly moaning and sighing in relief as I piss for more than 40 seconds, it's time to empty my bladder out before the next hydration therapy so as I finish the main stream I finish with a soothing thigh scratch and settle in for the follow up dribbles.
Even though I did extra wiping for a secondary follow-up dribble, I didn't anticipate I remembered not to put the toilet paper in the bowl & I didn't flush! Yay me for remembering! Also.. my ass as I'm stress picking my face? It's a good ass day..
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The air filter is loud, so I'm tucking my sweater across the bottom of the doorway to see if it mutes it at all. I will know this one the video is edited. Of course, delaying when there is an urgent need to pee makes for some mandatory squirming in desperation before finally getting to sit down on the toilet to relieve myself. (Aren't my flip flops cute?)
Pissing was no easy feat, I readjusted for 10 seconds, trying to just make it audible for you, and since my back is facing the camera, I can't tell what you can and can not see. I'll figure it out once the video is edited.
Neglected feet and oily skin make for a desperate need for a spa day. I should figure out how much one costs around here and make you pay for it for me. I deserve a spa day. I'll look it up after I edit this watersports clip.
FYI, post clip edit: The sweater didn't make enough of a difference to do again, you couldn't see the stream nor my tattoo, but the sound was good, and a Spa day is $650
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I drank 3 cups of coffee while playing mobile games forgetting that I hadn't had my coffee poop yet, then when my cheeks started to rumble I went upstairs to use the bathroom to find my husband was already in the bathroom. Fantastic, so now I have to smell his shit while I'm repainting the toilet bowl with my own..
Why did I decide to film this one? Oh yeah.. I'm a money whore.. I better be getting nice a nice fat tip from you for the emotional damage for this one..
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