I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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You suck at hiding. I clocked you the moment I looked behind my toilet, you little imp! You're standing on top of my plunger, you little creep! Plungers are so dirty, just like you, you little perv.
You're lucky I need to pee badly enough not to pick you up & toss you in the toilet first. You'd probably like that too, though, because you're my kind of pervy. Haha!
Enjoy the melodious sounds, & I'll see you here, this time tomorrow
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I need a nap. Trying to pull all dayers so I can sleep through the night is tough. I can not stop yawning. The more I try to, the more I yawn. I'm thinking of throwing out my recliner since it's so badly damaged, but it's my favorite place to take a nap.
I think what I need is one of those silk swings that I can relax in without falling asleep. Cradle myself in while I do editing, use it for exercise that I may or may not film, I think that's be good for my mental & physical health. I think that's my next goal.
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Like you weren't even there. So tiny and quiet, I didn't even notice you as was towering over you, changing the toilet paper. If I'd have changed the garbage bag, I'd have crushed you with it without even noticing. Congrats on escaping with your life.
Sliding my leggings down my tree trunk legs, I lower myself down onto the seat to let the pissing commence.. 5 seconds.. 10 seconds.. 20 seconds.. longer.. ending it off with a fart so hard I swear it rumbled the toilet seat..
Did you feel it?
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Staring at the garbage can, wondering whether I should change it before I sit down on the toilet or not. I stare at it so long I forget why I'm staring at it, and I know brain fog has set in, so I choose to forego changing the garbage this time.
I sit down for a nice light piss, but the star of the show is the never-ending stream of soft poop I'm pushing out. Each time I hear a plop, I think to myself, "One more push, just in case," and even more shit comes out. Much more than my stomach is telling me is inside me.
When it was finally done, I grabbed tissue paper out of habit & realized I was dry wiping a wet shit. I grabbed wet wipes and continued to clean up afterward with one last wipe to the front because I like to keep things clean.
I turn around and look into the bowl to see that it coiled in the toilet in, melting it into place further with each additional push. Worried that it was too stuck to move, or too large to fit down the toilet as it flushed was a real concern.
I wanted to show you, but my toilet is dirty, I need to clean it before I start filming the inside of it again. Maybe next time.
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See the surprised Giantess without the plop. Why? Because I'm a money whore and I edited this version to go on my other sites. Enjoy it again with a new script too:
I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to pee as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while.
I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. I begin to wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet.
I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flush.
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For Thirsty Thursday, you get to watch. It's a beautiful disaster as I try to adjust my labia so you can hear the stream of piss better. Drippings on my thighs forming a silhouette, a drop flying off my hand as I realize what I'd done in trying to adjust. a barely visible stream as I hover above a pissy toilet seat. And urine dripping out of my hairy bush as I reach for the toilet paper.
Tell me the truth.. how turned on are you right now?
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Pissing in the dark is something that I don't normally film, but I was going to grab a bowl of cereal afterwards anyway because I woke up hungry.
If you're wondering if I'm staring at the camera in the dark as I piss for about a minute.. the answer is yes. I didn't think it would pick up on anything but sound pointed at me with the light off to the side in the dark.
I kinda like the silhouette of it all
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Too desperate to delay this one, I am fully hydrated, and the need to piss is so urgent that I can't even set up the camera before I go. The start of the pee clip has you staring at my ceiling because of the sheer desperation.
I started filming smoke clips again and got caught up coughing on smoke when the sensation hit, hence the desperation & delay picking up the camera as I was peeing. I really do put the sports in watersports, don't I?
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I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to shit as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while.
I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. Then begins the pushing and straining, and what feels like forever and a day of trying to shit.
I begin to wipe, and it's that tarry shit that seems like no matter how much you wipe, more is still there. Once I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, I do a celebratory wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet.
I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flushed.
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Tired and tinkling should be my personal motto
It's another morning clip where I'm yawning myself into literal tears as I empty what little piss I have in the morning. It was a restless night so my bladder wasn't particularly full this morning. (This is the part where you praise me in the comments calling me the Watersports Goddess & make me feel better about 20 seconds of pissing)
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Did I just beat my own record? Going for 60 seconds was my previous record, I'm actually not sure if I pissed even longer in this clip or not. by the time I reached 60 seconds of peeing, I got all excited and forgot to keep counting.
Just call me the Watersports Goddess! Because a stream like that, deserves nothing less than worship🥰
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Groaning and bouncing make for a great view, doesn't it? Needing to pee so badly that I'm grabbing my crotch, crossing my legs, and squirming means the piss will feel magical.
But the housewife in me saw that the wet wipes needed to be replaced and did that before sitting on the toilet, adding to my already urgent need. When I finally sit down, I get goosebumps all over my body, which you can clearly see covering my ass as I piss for 10, 20, 30 seconds.. and more.
Once I finished pissing I was so drained that I had to think about the if it's yellow, let it mellow rule, and still nearly flush the toilet. Luckily, as my brain was finally returning to earth, I stopped myself, washed my hands, and let it mellow.
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Slack jawed shivers take over my body as I bounce and shake my way to the toilet this trip, and my ass looks fantastic while doing it. Sorry, got caught up during editing while my hands gripped the counter and my ass bounced its way in and out of frame.. it's..
I literally forgot what I was going to say, all I can think of is my ass in these pants. Enjoy the clip.
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Someone peed on the toilet seat. Having to clean the toilet and close the wet wipes before peeing was not what I had in mind when I walked into the bathroom, but I guess as a housewife, that's my lot in life.
No matter the piss was fantastic, it literally had my body trembling as my bladder began to empty. Enveloped in full body tingles and relief as a stream of urine left musical notes in the air.
Nothing feels quite so good as the first piss of the day.
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Transitioning from a soft food diet back to solid foods has been an experience. I feel like I no longer have the ability to hold it in now when it's a solid poop.
This one felt prickly coming out, too, despite it being on the softer side, probably because of a hemorrhoid I have developed, that I'm hoping you can't see, which made shitting this one out a feat of strength.
And because I'm pooping with my asshole facing the camera when it plopped, it landed in the toilet bowl sideways, meaning that flushing was going to be a challenge with this low flow toilet.
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He's coughing on cue. My husband knows he's not allowed on camera, but that doesn't stop him from trying to play a role in my clips. Today's roll was to cough from the hallway to let me know he was listening.
I mean, I don't blame him. My pissing is fantastic, long, soft, melodic streams of piss from my toilet bowl to your ears. It's okay that he gets a little jealous, but that's all the more reason that I need a weekend house.
He's been getting more bold with his background noises, I'm worried that he's going to "accidentally" walk in while I'm peeing and make me have to scrap an entire clip. I need a space of solitude.
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I spent the day pulling stills, writing blurbs, and scheduling posts. It wasn't until the end of the day that I realized I still needed to film piss clips on top of the Halloween porn I'm editing for Spooktober.
As it turns out, that was a good thing, though, since this pee was so urgent that it gives a different than usual sound as it's being released. The watersports theme song is evolving! It even included a trumpet solo!
Now that I'm finished making music jokes I'm going to stretch, yawn, and head to bed now. Okay, g'nite!
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Being on a soft food diet has been making shitting increasingly difficult. Pair the soft food diet with antibiotics to fuck up my stomach and recovery was a bitch.
Today, though, is the day worth celebrating. Today, I took my first solid shit since the surgery. I was ready to give up waiting on a solid poop. I fully expected this to be another liquity hellscape.
But as you can see, by the surprise and pushing on my face. We got a solid poop and I am happier than I've been in a while. I look forward to celebrating more poops in the future.
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Planning for my upcoming surgery, I ask myself what I should do with my fingernails because I'm not sure how a full mouth extraction is going to affect me. Also, because I'm perimenopausal I'm not sure if my cycle is going to start during the recovery process & long nails don't go up anywhere, because fucking ouch, but nails seem to take forever to grow when you want them to, so I'm stuck.
Anyway, back to the clip. In the middle of planning the sense of urgency overcame me, I immediately lean against the counter and begin bouncing to try and calm the feeling down. It doesn't seem to be working as well as I'd hoped it would so I back my ass up to the toilet as quickly as I can and sit down to pee so fast I don't even have time to pull my pants down properly.
By the time I finish, I've decided that I will cut my nails after I shower. I wash my hands and leave the bathroom to grab my towel, my pj's, and my nail clippers. Hopefully, they don't grow too long before recovery.
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Okay, okay, the Batman part is false advertising. But the pee and the hole in the underwear are both fact. It finally happened. I waited so long, I peed myself a little.
The hole is because I have Vagina Dentada.. either that or a desperate need to go shopping for new panties. Either way, you should tip me, just to be safe.
I have no idea how long I peed for. The only thing I could think of when I was editing was a panty shopping spree. With October cumming right around the corner I want spooky new Halloween undies to show off.
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