I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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The bedroom light was on. I don't remember anything, but my heart pounding in my ears. I know the need was urgent. I know I needed to film it. I know I took my sweater off and hung it first, but the rest of it was a blur.
All I could think about was, he's awake, door wide open, tinkering with electronics in the other room. Do I do it? Do I risk it? Do I turn off the bathroom light and walk away and let it fade out? I want to. Wait! I'm done pissing. How long was that? Why are my hands washed already? Why am I leaving the camera behind! The adrenaline was worth it.
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Risky pissing and walking away from the camera these days, but I was feeling a tad adventurous, so I thought I'd give it a try. I thought I'd heard my husband sleeping when I made my way into the bathroom, though & it worked.
I finally got a moment alone with you. It feels so good to take a chance sometimes. The thrill that comes with success makes it worth every heart pounding second of it. Was it good for you?
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Right off the bat, I feel the sense of urgency as I make my way to the counter, hand gripping at my crotch in desperation. Before I sit down to relieve myself, I give one last push to the door to ensure it doesn't accidentally open as I'm peeing.
Not that that's likely to happen, with a brat for a husband who also happens to have a piss kink & an increasing need for attention these days. I sit, and as I'm pissing against my better judgment, I let the feeling envelope me, and for a moment I'm not listening for noises outside the door, I'm focused on the moment, making my own noises inside the door.
As I let the sensations wash over me, I decide that I'm going to spend a little more time in the bathroom after the pee is done. I need to do a post-op mouthwash. By the time I'm done flushing, washing my hands, & rinsing my mouth I have no idea if anyone could be outside the door or not, so once it's all said & done, I return to the camera and turn it off.
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With the rise of background noise in my clips recently, you can understand why I'd be too paranoid to fully enjoy peeing or not this time. I shouldn't even care anymore. I've turned it into its own seperated series for my own gain anyway because I'm such a money whore. I swear, though, you need to buy me a house so I can film in peace.
Why does my ass look so good in these sweats, though? I mean, am I self-obsessed with a particular obsession with my own ass? Yes. But look at it.. can you blame me? What were we talking about again?
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Because he has been getting loud in the background recently, I figured I'd do a piss clip when my husband wasn't home so I could film a peaceful pee clip, where it's just you, me, and a stream.
As I was hanging my sweater on the towel rack, I thought I heard something outside, but against my better judgment, I ignored it. I sat down to enjoy myself peeing in a silent house when I heard the front door slam.
I knew it was him, I knew what was about to happen, and still, I filmed anyway, because I have been hydrating for a watersports clip & damnit I'm going to film one.
I need a weekend house.
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My husband has been making noise outside the bathroom so often that I've decided to make it its own series. I'm not back tracking and numbering the ones he's already in the background of because tho I am that ambitious, I'm also that lazy.
I set the camera up & as soon as I begin to stand, I feel it.. warm, wet, and filling my panties. I stand on the counter trying to wrangle it in, and even with a clench so hard I let out a soft grunt, I can still feel the piss escaping, beginning to soak my pj pants.
I shuffle hunched over to sit on the toilet and finally be able to sit and piss in peace. Curled up and in denial as I pee for more than 20 seconds in the toilet. Just as the stream finishes and I began collecting myself I hear noises in the hallway and shake my head.
I lift up my pj's and see in the camera that yes, I indeed, did piss my pants & will need to shower as a result. Time to pull up the pissy, wet pants, and go grab a towel..
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I can stop rubbing my large, soft tummy. It's all achy inside, and it feels like gas building up. As I rub my belly, I rock back and forth to try and work it out, but nothing feels like it's changing, so after a little tummy massage, I began to pee.
An upset tummy doesn't make for a very fun clip, but incase you're wondering what you can do to help make me feel better.. you can tip. Just saying. A money whore like me always feels better when I hear my cash notifications going off.
Until I hear the sweet sound of money, I think I'm going to go lay down on my belly and see if I can't relieve some of the pressure.
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I'm not cutting out the beginning of the clip because I'm not cutting out the end either. Before I even sat down on the toilet, I could hear my husband in the hallway, the little piss fiend. If he'd only sign a release, I'd let him in the clips, but he doesn't want to, so instead, the little booger tries to crash my watersports clips.
I sat on the toilet and piss for about 40 seconds, and as I looked at you, I told you I knew he was listening. So I turn off the camera before I leave & switch to a game I play on my phone all the time and as I walk out of the bathroom he leaps out of the bedroom door you can see in the bathroom mirror thinking he was going to get in frame as I left the camera in the bathroom after turning off the light and walking away right? My little brat🤣🤦🏽♀️
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I came to the bathroom because I could feel a wet fart building up. I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted by my large, soft belly for a few moments. Drawing lines along my belly, digging my nails into my tummy to watch it squish, lifting the apron & letting it flop back down so the whole thing could jiggle. Right, I came in here to use the toilet, not just admire myself.
I sit down on the toilet and the stream of pee is not cooperating, I have to shift on the toilet seat to make it audible which I feel takes away from the quality of the piss clip, but you tell me if it does or not.. You're the consumer.
Once I'm done peeing I let out a fart that can only be described as wet.. but not like.. wet, wet.. like.. thick wet.. Great.. this is going to be a sticky one isn't it?
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I came to the bathroom because I could feel a wet fart building up. I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted by my large, soft belly for a few moments. Drawing lines along my belly, digging my nails into my tummy to watch it squish, lifting the apron & letting it flop back down so the whole thing could jiggle. Right, I came in here to use the toilet, not just admire myself.
I sit down on the toilet and the stream of pee is not cooperating, I have to shift on the toilet seat to make it audible which I feel takes away from the quality of the piss clip, but you tell me if it does or not.. You're the consumer.
Once I'm done peeing, I let out a fart that can only be described as wet.. but not like.. wet, wet.. like.. thick wet.. Good thing I was already sitting down for that.. the sound was.. concerning.
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Jason the Virgin. The title literally could not he more perfect. I've been dying inside, trying not to say it early because of Halloween! I made it! (maybe)
Watch me, watch you as I empty my bladder, the long wet fart startled me at the end, butt it only sounded wet. The wipe at the end was a clean one.
Happy Spooktober.. see you next month to celebrate my birth month all month long🥰
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I needed to pee, but not badly enough to do anything about it, so I decided to wank to put off peeing until it was actually urgent, which would have been fantastic if it hadn't been ruined by my husband coming home and hearing me.
I need a weekend house so I can hydrate & masturbate in peace while I make content. I still managed to put off pissing long enough that it became a slow, steady, 60-second stream, so we'll call it a win regardless.
I didn't realize how hard I was digging my nails into my thumb as I was peeing until I unfolded my hand and looked at it myself. I had to show you before I left. They were impressive. My nails are finally growing back to the point where I can start shaping them again, I think I'll try a coffin shape this time instead of squared tips. We shall see.
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Soup is self-care. It's 23:00 and my stomach is rumbling as I pee tonight. Have I been eating a lot of ramen lately? Yes. Should I maybe pick something else soon? No. Seasonings, veggies, meats, eggs, cheese, savory, spicy, sweet, hot, broth, stew, noodle salad, I love ramen in all its variations.
Soup makes for nice long piss clips. Like this one! I think it's also what's been clogging the toilet, we'll know for sure when I test that theory tomorrow after coffee, I guess. For now, enjoy the watersports.
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Lopsided leggings. I refuse to settle for winter attire, so I put on Capri leggings to pretend it's still warmish out. The problem with that is that they bunch at my knees, but never the same way or at the same time. I really do need to cut them or something.
No matter, the issue of the moment is pee and its release.. for 10 seconds.. twenty.. thirty.. I've lost track.. it doesn't matter.. it just feels.. so.. good.. As I'm pissing I keep closing my mouth & wiping away drool so it doesn't drip all over the floor..
One of these days.. I might just let it.
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I'm not sure what I've been eating lately that has caused my shit to come out like warm chocolate mousse, but it does. It even sounds like mousse as it's coming out of my ass. And it settles in the toilet bowl like a mousse would, too. That's what happened last shit clip, and that's what plugged the toilet last time, so let's see if it works out any better this time. Wish me luck.
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There's already laundry, hair trimmings, and a second, brand new plunger on the bathroom floor. Also, the toilet isn't as clean as I'd like, I can see part of the toilet has a ring on it from this camera angle. I'm feeling a little defeated seeing all of that so soon after a deep clean, so I have to remind myself.. today we will be better than yesterday.
That's really my only goal when making content. Considering yesterday's clip had to be cut short due to unforeseen circumstances, making today's clip better than yesterday's was a pretty easy feat to accomplish. I think the comeback is coming along beautifully.
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Wanna see something cool? I ask as I get ready to show you a brand spanking newly cleaned toilet as I piss my little bladder dry.
Finally! You get to watch me pee, inside the toilet! Something I did a lot of in the beginning of my watersports career, but changed up as my clips became longer.
I put the camera down to push because I could feel my guts needing to deflate. It came out quick, easily & clean so I expected it to flush just as well, but that didn't happen. It took me nearly an hour to unclog the toilet so it i look frazzled at the end, you know why
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Wanna see something cool? I ask as I get ready to show you a brand spanking newly cleaned toilet as I piss my little bladder dry.
Finally! You get to watch me pee, inside the toilet! Something I did a lot of in the beginning of my watersports career, but changed up as my clips became longer.
I was going to cut to flushing but then disaster occurred so..
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It feels like glass is in my shit. I don't want to push, but I don't want it to last either, so I breathe through it, waiting for it to be over. Once it finally is, I begin wiping with a wet wipe, and oh, my delicate starfish.
I wince and say oww as the first wet wipe is used up and as if this shit hasn't been bad enough, that glassy log was a plug for a tarry follow-up push that I totally did not expect until it happened. What do you know.. a double duece.
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Hand tremors and headphones. Listening to music while cleaning is a great way to lose yourself in your work, but trying to disconnect them, remove them, and set them aside was too much work when I needed to piss as badly as I did.
The musical distraction helped me to hold it just a little longer for that real, ass bouncing desperation that gives way to a whole body experience when I finally get to pee, even that fart at the end jarred my entire existence.
I was spinning so hard in another dimension that I didn't even bother keeping count of how long I pissed for because the experience of it all was worth any length of pee attached to it. Was it good for you?
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