I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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I've got a busy day ahead of me full of procrastinating, drinking mass amounts of coffee, and being paid for simply existing ahead of me, but before I get the rest of my day started, I need to fix the hair I wet down last night before bed & my pillow bent it all out of shape again.
I'm distracted by my hair as I go to sit down on the toilet, I hardly notice my surroundings because I'm wondering how to hold my hair down while pissing. The answer is, I didn't. By the time I started peeing, my body was so overwhelmed with sensations that my eyes began to water. When the pee ended, drool came out of my mouth, and I had to wipe my nose.
As I wipe the urine away, I take a peak at the toilet paper. Oh, good, I'm ovulating. Because getting impregnated while getting dicked down is exactly what I need to be thinking about right now.. I need a distraction..
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A short pee for me. I don't normally post short piss clips. This one is 20 seconds, so it's no exception, but because I piss for such a long time, it does feel like a short pee for me. It starts off with me admiring myself as usual, but when I go to sit on the toilet, I find the lid down.
How did I miss that when I set the camera up? It caught me off guard having to lift the lid, especially seeing that someone broke the rule of if it's brown, flush it down. I'm going to assume it's whoever had the last shower, so I flushed it & sat down, clenching until the sound of the water stopped.
Once I finish peeing, I go back to the mirror and fix the fly aways I noticed before sitting, I grab the brush I use for fly aways when I am fixing my hair in a smooth ponytail with some water instead of hair wax, because I'm not going out, so I don't see the point in adding unnecessary stuff to my hair. I finish up fixing the fly aways, admire myself one last time, and then I'm off to close down the house for the night.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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I have been looking at the finish line just up ahead. I see you 2024, and I'm hoping you're better than the previous few years. Wrapping up the year & preparing for another one has me forgetting that I need to pee when the urgency fades.
So here I am, a hot mess, bent over and squirming, giving you a down the shirt view as I wait for a brief pause in my bouncy desperation so I can slide my pj's down my legs and launch myself onto the toilet seat for 30+ seconds of absolute, full body relief.
I pause when I'm done because a piss that good never ends at just the solid stream of it all. There is always a follow-up dribble. So I sit.. and I wait.. and I fart.. twice.. and that's how I know I'm finally finished. Now it's time to get back to work. See you tomorrow!
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I refuse to change out of my PJ's today & I refuse to wake up as you can tell by the yawning. Before I sit down to pee, I admire myself in the mirror when I spot it. Acne is developing on my beautiful skin. I see a bump just starting to form, and it makes me sad. Oh well, I'm gorgeous anyway.
I walk over to the toilet to relieve myself, but you didn't get a good angle of the panties in the Christmas Eve piss clip, so for this clip I went with an angle that will showcase that I'm wearing 2 different Cheetah print! I know people say that Cheetah print is the print of an eccentric aunt or tiger king rival, but like.. Look at how cute! Sure, you don't get to see inside the toilet as I flush, but the pj & panties combo is worth it.
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I'm flirting with danger filming with the door open, but I've been loudly talking about the shower I don't want to take. So my oh so needy subby hubby isn't thinking about filming pee clips when I'm about to shower with CRPS, so I chance it.
I've done everything in my power to put off pissing until the sense of urgency overwhelms me. I finally make my way over to the toilet seat and sit down for what must be a 40-second long piss and debate whether or not I should just live out the rest of my days on the toilet.
Absently, I peel the liner off my panties, wipe & ask myself, "Why did I just wipe my butt?" You can hear me running out if excuses not to shower when I switch it up to pumping myself up for a shower as I strip down to nothing.
I lower the lid to sit on the toilet as I adjust the water, but twisting is not a comfortable thing to do today, so being bent over it is. That's a better angle, anyway.. just look at that thigh. As I finally end my procrastinating, you get one last look at my bush, before I disappear.
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It's a quiet morning, I'm the only one awake & I have been refusing to get out of bed. The next few days are going to be busy. The last few days have been busy. I stayed snuggled in my bed until I needed to piss so badly that I couldn't stay in bed any longer without setting up a camera..
Should I piss the bed? I have the moisture absorbing sheets underneath this one because of the perimenopausal night sweats.. No, Ella.. Just because you're a money whore it doesn't mean you need to monetize every random thought in your head. Let's get back to the clip. I think I peed for, what, 40 seconds? Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments, but yeah.. I think that was like.. 40 seconds.
Anyway, after I'm done with the watersports, a thick, sticky shit that's also been looming has me rubbing my hands in preparation for a lot of pushing, a lot of wiping, and even a cheek spreading butthole check which shows klingons & shit that still need to be cleaned up.
I need to put wet wipes back on the grocery list, watching the toilet paper tear, and peel as it attempts to clean my asshole is kind of defeating, and really tender. While you're looking inside my shitty toilet, you should get your tipping hand ready to buy me some wet wipes. I might even dedicate a wet wipe shit to you if the tip is high enough. *sprinkle sprinkle*
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It's a quiet morning, I'm the only one awake & I have been refusing to get out of bed. The next few days are going to be busy. The last few days have been busy. I stayed snuggled in my bed until I needed to piss so badly that I couldn't stay in bed any longer without setting up a camera..
Should I piss the bed? 🤔 I have the moisture absorbing sheets underneath this one because of the perimenopausal night sweats.. No, Ella.. Just because you're a money whore it doesn't mean you need to monetize every random thought in your head.
Let's get back to the clip. I think I pissed for, what, 40 seconds? Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments, but yeah.. I think that was like.. 40 seconds. Anyway, you don't get to see me flush or leave today because I'm trying to be quiet to prolong the silence. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Why am I so perfect? I ask myself as I adore myself in the mirror, playing with my hair and giggling. So of course when I sit down to pee I start having issues with the stream of urine making noise as it hits the toilet bowl, so I'm shifting on the seat as quietly as I can so you can hear as I'm pissing until I finally get a good angle. By then, I'm nearly done.
Ad the watersports come to an end the sudden & unrestrainable urge to fart hits me, but that's no fart. That's straight lava shooting out of my already tender asshole. That last shit clip may have been 24 hours to you, but for me, it was 2 hours ago. my butt is still recovering.
This time, the smell was overwhelming. Bitter, rancid, it literally has me reacting from "yuck" to the shiver at the end of my handwashing. It was strong, but not a lot, so of course I had to show you the inside of the bowl because that small amount of acidic shit just burned my asshole & my nostrils to an impressive degree.
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Why am I so perfect? I ask myself as I adore myself in the mirror, playing with my hair and giggling. Stretching, yawning, shaking my high pony, even just watching myself is magical. Nobody on earth could possibly love me more than me right this very moment.
So of course when I sit down to pee I start having issues with the stream of urine making noise as it hits the toilet bowl, so I'm shifting on the seat as quietly as I can so you can hear as I'm pissing until I finally get a good angle. By then, I'm nearly done. Who knew struggle could feel that good, though? it's the kind of bathroom visit that makes your nips hard.
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I sit down and brace myself because I know it's going to be a long and prickly shit. I grab my tank top, and I begin to moan because it's coming. I curl my back and stare at the floor to get through it, blinking away tears. There is no pushing through the first part. Only a cactus like log coming out at its own pace because the thought of pushing those sharp edges out puckers my ass, which would make pooping even worse.
When the first part of the log is done, I begin gently pushing out what's left in my asshole, letting out little plops along the way. What little piss I still had in my body came pouring out afterward, almost as a reward for a job well done. I didn't even really get to enjoy the moment, though, because I realized that after the last time, I went out I took the wet wipes out with me, so they're currently in my purse on another floor. I love my wet wipes, I miss my wet wipes. Dry wiping my ass after a shit like that should be a crime. Just look at how much toilet paper is in the bowl! I'm going to clog the toilet when I flush, I swear it. My ass deserves it's own recovery room after this shit.
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It starts with a booty bounce, and I only get more adorable from there. You get a cutie booty moment as I slide down my pj pants, and my freshly brushed ponytail is looking amazing from this angle.
When a piss feels as good as this one did, there's no need to count the seconds, I just feel the flow & go with it. I let the wave of euphoria wash over me. I let go of everything else but that moment as relief shudders thru my body.
That pee was so good it had me wiping tears away and because I'm not fully back on this planet while I'm wiping, I do a quick & unnecessary wipe of my ass which has me questioning my own self. Maybe I should allow for a longer recovery time before I wipe before this becomes a trend.
My booty looks adorable as I stand, pull my pants back up, & I'm looking especially squishable as I yawn, just before I flush the toilet. And as I'm drying my hands, I hear it.. The snowplow is outside, so the camera turns off without the light ever doing so. Maybe next time.
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I get into the bathroom and fill the sink because my feet smell terrible. They always do when I wear my favorite flip flops. I need to start selling masks and socks with this rancid foot odor. And maybe get some new indoor footwear that leaves my feet scent-free.
Once I finished washing my feet, I stared down at the smelly foot water in the sink and lament the money going down the drain. I wash my hands, wash the soap bar, and wash the sink one more time before I finally sit down to pee for 20+ seconds, smiling all the while.
Once I finish pissing I peel off my day pants, I wash & dry my hands before putting on some underwear & pj pants, which reminds me that I need to dry the floor after I got wet with my freshly washed feet. I've been in the bathroom for a while, though, so I'm not taking any chances, I'm turning the camera off instead of walking away.
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Can I let you in on a little secret? I wish my butt was as big as my belly. Then they'd both be perfect!The toilet paper is once again empty & I'm overdue to clean the toilet, as you can see by the stains dripping down the outside of the toilet bowl during my 30+ second long piss
For dinner, I had tried a new food & sadly had an allergic reaction. My skin is on fire and it's itchy, and all my tattoo's have blisters in them. So after this clip, I'm getting in the tub with oatmeal for the itch. But before I do that.. Does anyone wanna buy soggy oatmeal that's touched my skin?
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Hand washing and hot flashes.
I sneak back into the bathroom because once against I've waited just a little too long for relief. I rinse my hands, and the running water makes the desperate need to piss even more urgent. I bounced my way to the toilet and proceeded to pee for more than 20 seconds.
I adjust in my seat, knowing it's going to be a big one. You know that feeling when even if you don't feel like there's any more shit inside your intestines, but you give another push and a surprising amount somes out? again? Every time you heard me push, it was enough that it could have been its own separate shit clip each felt so big. And yet, it was all on one clip.
I peel my liner off, but it's covered in sweat, not urine, because I'm experiencing a full body sweat. I toss the liner in the garbage, lamenting, just a little, over the money going into the trash. The money whore heart in me breaks just a little as I wipe up the sweaty crevices and flash you the inside of the toilet before I flushed.
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I sneak back into the bathroom because once against I've waited just a little too long for relief. I rinse my hands, and the running water makes the desperate need to piss even more urgent. I bounced my way to the toilet and proceeded to pee for more than 20 seconds.
I peel my liner off, but it's covered in sweat, not urine, because I'm experiencing a full body sweat. I toss the liner in the garbage, lamentong, just a little, over the money going into the trash. The money whore heart in me breaks just a little as I wipe up the sweaty crevices and turn the camera off without ever showing you the inside of the toilet.
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My agoraphobia might lead you to believe that I never go anywhere, but this was filmed after being out in public. I hate using public bathrooms, so if we're only going to one stop, I hold it until I can get back home.
Despite doing kegals & wearing ben wa balls, the reality is that I've birthed twice, so sneezing, laughing, driving over bumpy roads, & coughing are all risky things to do now. So I wear a liner when I need to, but the money whore in me of course is like.. "There's gotta be a market for that."
The lack of inside the toilet was intentional, I wanted you to focus on the 40+ seconds of piss as it flowed and the liner as it got removed & replaced, because I want to know.. Is there a market for it?
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The very first clip you see is a wet fart that both startled & embarrassed me at the time it happened because I was not expecting it, I was not versed in selling scat, and I was only looking to film a toilet bowl fart. It turned out I couldn't trust that fart, as you can see by the follow up still of inside the toilet before I flushed.
The second clip in my compilation is my first public bathroom piss pre-covid. Which was not actually my first piss clip so it's odd that it showed up in my archives out of order, the next one is the first piss clip I ever recorded.
I was bored one day & decided to see if I could pee standing up & decided to record it because I knew it would be funny & that I would love it. It wasn't well received which is why this compilation is so short. So after the last 2 fart clips posted, I went back to vanilla porn. I'm glad I found this place.
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"I like that angle," I say at the beginning of the clip after I set up and hit record. I'm thinking of how beautiful my hair looked in a high ponytail and my ass as I dried my hands. Speaking of ass in leggings, I'm hanging my sweater next to the towel so you get a look at my favorite asset before I sit down for a 30+ second long stream of piss.
As I sit in the editing room, I realize that because I shaved the back of my head, the hair looks really thin back there without the ponytail. Maybe that's a sign that I need to grow my Mohawk back out! I will be letting the shave grow out to keep my head warm over the winter after all! Maybe in the spring, I'll redo the Mohawk, Bleach & Dye! Oh, I'm so excited now! Also, that pee was amazing, but since I'm not flushing for you, you're going to have to look at my boobs as I turn off the camera.
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I put the camera behind me again because I loved the look of the cascading ponytail, but apparently, with the back of my head shaved, when my hair is down, it's quite thin in the back.
Maybe I should grow my Mohawk back out to prevent that in the future. It would be fun to have more hair to play with anyway. I'm concerned about hot flashes since I am perimenopausal though which is why I keep the bottom half shaved.
Anyway, after a lyrically long piss, you can hear as I begin to push. One plop, two plops, and so on. How many did you count? Pay close attention. You can't cheat either by trying to count the pieces of shit in the toilet as I flush either! Mostly on account that the lighting sucks, I need to replace a light bulb if I'm going to start showing inside when I flush..
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It's Monday morning, I'm in my pj's, I need to pee, and I need to get the day started. It's the first pee of the day, so I know it's going to be longer than 20 seconds, so I don't bother counting. I just sit and relax. This is the only me time I'm going to have this morning, so I allow myself to get lost in it.
Once I'm finished pissing I rest on top of my thighs, shuttering once I reach earth again. Once I gather myself, I wipe & peel the liner off that I was too tired to remove the night before so I can let the kitty breathe. And with one last yawn, I flush, wash my hands, and begin my day. I'll see you tomorrow!
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