I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
If you're not into awkward, fat, sometimes funny, blue haired, oversharing stoners who don't shave or wear a bra, keep scrolling
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The way the water flows. With a running faucet in the background, I was concerned about the sound quality of the watersports clip as I set the camera up. I am relieved to hear that the audio picked up beautifully for the 25 seconds of pissing.
Also, with the water flowing, the desperation that comes with needing to pee was at an all-time high. I barely made it to the seat as I sat down. The frantic search for toilet paper had to be cut short because of it. Am I really "gummy" in today's clip? I am feeling really gummy in today's clip.
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Fast piss at a fast food joint. My phone just flashed low battery, the place is crowded, I'm scared, and squeeze the piss out as fast as I can. It's a short but terrifying 16 seconds. Even as I'm editing this, my heart is racing at the very memory of it.
Now that I've moved, I've become more of a risk taker, I like that about me. I'll be happy when I get that little homestead you're funding for me. Let's get me that dream home. You know you want to be a part of elevating my life to having everything I want & more. That's why you keep coming back.
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The last piss. Don't get me wrong, I'm still making watersports clips, I'm just not filming in this bathroom anymore. I no longer live at this location & because of my new life, I'm pissing in more fun locations going forward. Friends, family, public bathrooms, and sometimes even in the very place I lay my head..
My social life has expanded, as have my toilet locations! Some clips will be shorter.. because public places.. but I'll still do what I can to make fun & well hydrated clips🥰 So enjoy this last pee clip on this toilet for nostalgia sake, & let's have even more fun going forward!
I'll see you tomorrow!
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It's the capri shimmy for me. That's what gets me. It's wintertime & I'm running around in capri leggings & ankle socks like I'm a cold weather person. I most definitely am not, I wish I had a summer house in a warmer climate. My people migrated.
Is it so bad that I'd want to go somewhere warmer for the winter? Vacations to warmer locations *sigh* You should pay for a vacation for me. Put me in a nice hotel, with a beautiful bathroom for me to piss in. I deserve to pee on beautiful places.
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Hey! I'm back! Sorry about the hiatus I have recently undergone some changes that prevented me from working. But I've found a renewed desire to take life by the balls and make it my bitch, so it's time to go back to work.
The house is mine, the garden is mine, the tiny house is mine, the knowledge I continue to grow, it's all already mine. And so is your spending balance, because you dream of licking vanilla cupcake saliva off your lips.
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I haven't been eating properly recently so instead of a plop, you get to see the tiniest squirt ever manage to spray the bowl & the seat. Thankfully it's not my toilet to clean as I'm in a hotel. Sorry, to the cleaning staff.
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You think you suffer from main character syndrome? I turn my life into my own personal musical. I mean, aside from the 40+ second long piss, which in itself is melodious.
As a housewife, I need to get my kicks where I can. I change the garbage & for some reason, having the garbage bags in the bottom of the can feels like the best decision ever when I change the garbage which lightens my entire mood, so after I finish switching it out I look at myself in the mirror and break into song.
I'm sorry.. and you're welcome.
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Oh, hello, subby hubby.. It's been a while since you slammed doors in the background during one of my watersports clips. I'm not worried about it, though. It's given me a continuing series to post, which was something I was brainstorming anyway.
I know you're on my sites reading captions and ngl, it's kinda hot.. how jealous & insecure you can get. You know I can do better than you, I know I can do better than you, my followers know I can do better than you.. And instead of taking it as a compliment that I chose YOU, you choose to focus on the fact that I could play enny meeny miney moe and upgrade you at any moment. It makes me want to step on your neck..
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Aunt Flow is more intrusive & has stayed longer than I anticipated, but I didn't want to put off filming any longer so I used a safe angle today.
I am also having an allergic reaction causing my tattoo's and scar tissue to blister & itch. Which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have scar tissue right above my clit.
Rubbing itchy scar tissue in the most delicate folds of skin I have doesn't make for a pleasant experience. Trying to find the balance between itch, pleasure, & pain while trying not to pop the blister that feels like it could burst all on it's own.
This is not how I pictured getting in front of the camera would be for the first time in a week. Let's hope tomorrow's clip will go better.
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Aunt Flow is more intrusive & has stayed longer than I anticipated, but I didn't want to put off filming any longer so I used a safe angle today.
I am also having an allergic reaction causing my tattoo's and scar tissue to blister & itch. Which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have scar tissue right above my clit.
Rubbing itchy scar tissue in the most delicate folds of skin I have doesn't make for a pleasant experience. Trying to find the balance between itch, pleasure, & pain while trying not to pop the blister that feels like it could burst all on it's own.
This is not how I pictured getting in front of the camera would be for the first time in a week. Let's hope tomorrow's clip will go better.
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I did feel the urge to pee at all this bathroom trip, but that was not the real reason for my bathroom visit this time. No, I came to the bathroom with a towel in hand because I haven't been eating enough food lately, and when I neglect my diet I go from nice big coffee shits to never being able to trust a fart.
I made the mistake of trusting a fart and immediately clenched my cheeks so I could waddle my way to the bathroom. Once I sat down and spread my cheeks for the camera to shit check them, I looked down at my pj pants to see if I'd managed to wrangle it. I did not. There was a line along the seam of my pj pants requiring a load of laundry immediately after my shower.
Although I didn't show you the skidmark on my pants.. I do show you the toilet (and seat) that I repainted with the squirts. Time to make food a priority again, I'd rather clog the toilet than burn my asshole.
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A gentle pee. My getting frustrated with the camera as I was setting it up was too cute, not to keep in today's watersports clip. I'm dealing with brain fog because I've just finished editing & scheduling until my brain was dripping out of my ears, so when I pissed, I didn't count, I didn't even try.
Thankfully, thanks to editing, which I reminded myself about in the clip, I can tell you that as unsatisfying short, it felt that I still peed for at least 30 seconds. With how busy I've been keeping myself, I deserve a treat. Good thing it's Bubblebath day according to the calendar. I think I'll celebrate that holiday tonight.
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I practically sprinted to the bathroom I needed to pee so badly. Bend over the counter. I can barely contain my bladder as I desperately jog in place until I can gather the strength to move to the toilet seat. Luckily, distractions work really well, and my pj pants began to slide off my ass as I did so.
Giggling and looking behind me, I give you a flash because I'm in a good mood & my butt is looking good after a little cardio. I sit and can feel my body beginning to relax and feel relief washing over my body when I feel a fart building. I love ending a piss clip with a toilet bowl fart!
I give a little push, and liquid shit comes flying out of my asshole! My jaw drops.. I expected maybe a bit of a wet fart? But that was not what this was. I frantically wonder if I'm prepared to clean such a mess when I see the pack of wet wipes. My relief is short-lived when I open it to discover that there's only one wet wipe left.. I guess I have to make it count.. I guess you need to tip me so I can go buy more. Generosity may even be rewarded.. maybe.
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I'm wearing self-dropping jammies! As I'm jogging in place because of how urgently I need to pee when suddenly I noticed a slight shift in the waistband. I wasn't totally sure I felt it, so I continued to jog in place until I could confirm it was happening.
Isn't my butt cute? I've been working out with the end goal being to tone it.
Anyway, I gonto sit down and relieve myself and the 30+ second long stream of piss begins to flow. I wanted to describe the look of relief on my face, but in editing I realized the whiteout from the lights is even worse than I expected it to be. I'll have to do some set dressing soon.
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A power piss. My husband went out mid hydration therapy, so instead of waiting for urgency to hit me 2-3 times before pissing to elongate the experience, I practically ran to the bathroom the first time I felt the urge.
I'm proud of me for still peeing for 30+ seconds for this watersports clip and for the surprisingly loud fart at the end. Maybe if you tip me, I'll show you the inside of the toilet next time..
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In a lot of my older watersports clips, I held onto the camera and showed a close-up of me actively pissing. I was feeling nostalgic, so I decided to hold the camera again while I peed so you could watch as I pissed without me having to hover like I did yesterday.
I deserve hazard pay for that one. My thighs are still burning after that. I can't believe I made a bigger pissier mess sitting on the toilet just by spreading open my legs today. It's a shame you couldn't lick my toilet seat clean, but you get the chance to lick your screen for me, so that's a bonus for you.. As a bonus for me, you get to buy me a new phone! How exciting for you! I look forward to getting an upgrade to give you clearer videos with soon!
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A high hover piss. I'm doing something I haven't done in ages.. I'm squatting to pee instead of sitting. Because it's been so long that I didn't even think to hide when I adjusted my labia before I began to pee. Adjusting was to prevent leg le while I hovered over the toilet seat, one less thing to worry about for the 50+ second long stream.
Thighs burning as I finish pissing, I notice the splash marks on the toilet seat. I grab some tissue and wipe up the mess I left behind, just barely missing my hand as I do so. After the follow-up dribbles, I wipe & get back to the real world.
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Piss and filth. It's early in the new year.. I haven't recovered from the holidays yet, so the bathroom is absolutely disgusting, but I'm going to sit my ass down and piss like my bank account depends on it instead if dealing with it.
The need to pee is so urgent that until I finish my 30+ second long stream I don't even think about the sweater I'm wearing until it's time to wipe.
Suddenly.. of the sweater goes.. temporarily.. My hot flashes put me into a full body sweat, then seem to just disappear once it's completely soaked my back, hands & feet, then I go into cold sweats, where if I'm not wearing socks or sandals I'm slipping on the linoleum floors.
I really do need to start selling sweaty socks.
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When five people live in a home, and four of them use the same bathroom, how many of them do you think should clean the bathroom? How many of them do you think actually do?
For New Years.. I want my own house.
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The winter holidays are always stressful as you well know, so I find that I've been picking at my skin a lot, marking up my beautiful face & it's awful. The only answer is that I need to make self-care a priority again. Instead of stress picking, I should be de-stressing with face masks, cleaners, moisturizer & the like.
In the new year, I'm having more spa days. I deserve it & love myself enough to make it happen. Besides, you're going to be footing the bill for it because you know I do my best work when I'm well taken care of. So buying me spa days and funding my self-care restock really is selfish of you when you think about it.
That's why you're going to be tipping me more in the new year, too. To make up for your selfish pampering of me.. we both know it's just to keep me producing my best work, I literally just told you so. Now enjoy the 30+ second long watersports clip you selfish little toilet slut. I'll see you tomorrow.
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