I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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Part of me thought I would get ambitious if I moved the camera closer, but it really didn't work. I guzzled that coffee so quickly that my stomach felt bloated.
It's okay, though, because soda is meant to be sipped and enjoyed. About halfway, though, the bottle of pop should be about a liter of liquids, so anything beyond that is a bonus.
Can you tell yet that I'm looking for any excuse to give myself a bonus? I'm also explaining the method I use for hydration clips to distract myself. Carbonated beverages make me burp, especially with the added pressure of a count down timer.
Rubbing my big soft belly, I make one last attempt to be engaged in the clip by showing you my armpits, which naturally have very little hair, and due to my disability I have even less now.
Anyway, I need a break from Part Two, quite literally. In Part 3, I'm standing and smoking because this hydration challenge has turned me into a heavy breathing, bloated belly, *insert whatever descriptor here*
I'll see you tomorrow for Part Three!
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It's no small feat remembering to wear my glasses, I have multiple pairs and still often forget to, So I'm happy to show you that I infact do have glassed and I do wear them.. Sometimes.
Hot flashes had me in just a t-shirt and panties overnight, so my morning pee clip is half nakie as I yawn, stretch, and scratch my adorably soft belly.
I sit down, and the stream is too quiet for my liking, so I readjust my position so you can hear it clearly. 30 seconds of solid piss sounds followed up by a single, toilet bowl fart, make for a fantastic piss clip.. But then again, so does my ass in these panties!
Once I'm done washing my hands I put my broken Canada sweater on as a makeshift housecoat because I don't have one.. Hey! I have an idea! Buy me a housecoat! $50 should cover one! Oh! exciting! Yes! Buy me a housecoat!
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Sometimes, hydration therapy includes testing your limits. You can literally see me, clip by clip, getting less and less enthusiastic about the amount of liquids I'm ingesting, but I know in the end it will make for a good clip (or two) So I play with my large soft belly and push through to the end of both of those beverages. Welcome to Part one of six.
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I'm feeling sexy today, so you get a little bit of body worship before I sit down on the toilet to film this pee clip. I'm admiring myself off camera and fucking with how my tank top looks.
As soon as I sit my butt on the toilet, I pee for over 30 seconds. As the stream started, I felt so relieved that my hand began tremoring. While that was happening, I was transported into another dimension, where all that existed was the pleasure of a really good, piss.
The fact that my fat body looks that fucking sexy as I tease you & as I sit on the toilet pissing, is just a bonus.
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I am kind of loving this below the toilet angle! You can see what I am doing in the reflection of the toilet bowl! Also, my ass looks fantastic from that angle.
I was disappointed that the fart at 2:03 was so muffled by my panties and leggings, though. And that the toilet was in the way of my bending over to fart on camera. Oh well. Better luck next time.
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Gripping my crotch as I set up the camera, it was too good not to keep in the film. It shows the desperation behind this pee clip.
My ass looks amazing in these panties as you watch me slowly slide the camo leggings down my thick thighs. Maybe the camouflage was too good and you need to watch it again. The bright blue panties beneath are like a beacon of light between my soft round cheeks.
It's time to slide those down, too. It's pee time. I lower my ass down on the toilet seat and release the piss from my bladder, making the most heavenly musical sounds inside the toilet bowl.
Once I'm done peeing, I wipe and pull my panties and leggings back up. As I'm struggling to get my leggings back on, I think I hear a rip.. Be cool Ella, be cool.. you can check that out later. Just wash your hands and leave.
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I like filming my piss clips with different angles, this time I tried to subtly make this pee clip a tit play clip by pretending that the camera wasn't there and playing with my boobies in the mirror. Isn't that clever? *falls off chair laughing*
Anyway, let me know what you think of the audio from this angle. I don't remember if my mic was pointed towards the toilet or away from it, or even know if it makes a difference in such a small washroom. Enjoy my peeing.. and my nipple play. And don't forget to tip.
okay.. yeah..
bye..
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My stomach ached, and my butt could feel the pointy end of a shit trying to push its way out of my asshole. I knew it wasn't going to require a lot of pushing, just holding on for dear life to whatever I can and low moaning my way through it.
You can even hear me say that I knew it was going to hurt before I sat down on the toilet. I lowered my leggings down my thick thighs, exposing my ass in the most beautiful blue panties. My hands then slide my panties down as I lower my ass to the toilet seat.
I brace myself on the counter & and hold the grab bar as I await the butt punishment to come. As I begin shitting my eyes begin to water off camera, snot and drool come pouring down, and all I can do is exist in the moment until it passes.
Once it's all over, I wipe for what feels like forever, just to end up clogging the toilet with a monster log. I make you watch flush down the toilet. Or at least, try to.
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I practically ran to the bathroom to piss this time. I am not sure if it was the desperation to pee itself or the excitement to show off my freshly scrubbed feet. I'm putting lotion on them tonight, I will be filming that too because I'm a money whore.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. There is no toilet flushing in this clip.
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Ignore my messy hair as I deny myself the ability to pee because I need to do some household chores first. The garbage is full, and I don't have the blue gloves in this bathroom, so I'm stuck improvising with a random bag someone left on the counter.
Watching my hands as I pull the garbage out, tie it up, and replace the bag turns me into a self-obsessed hand whore so after I wash my hands I rub my thick thighs as I take a 50+ second long piss.
I need to do a hand fetish clip again soon.
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I tried shitting two times before, but I was on the toilet, and nothing happened at all. So I was surprised this time when shit started to push its way out from between my butt cheeks so quickly.
I was even more surprised at how much it felt like my asshole was getting stretched out despite the plops being over so quickly. It's also unheard of for me not to piss even just a little bit before I shit, but this time, I did. the shit balls were so thick they stopped me from pissing first.
My bowels went from achy and bloated to feeling sort of hollow. It was so impressive that I had to take the time to show you before I flushed the toilet. It was like shitting out stress balls. If you're confused by that description, it's okay, so am I.
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My bed is too comfortable to willingly get out of, so I hydrate before laying down to give me no choice but to get up for the day. So my first pee of the day is always a long one.
When I'm sitting on the toilet I count in my brain to 20 to make sure it's a piss clip worth posting, but when I edit I listen to see what number to round down to, because I never count the follow up trickles when I'm counting how long I've pissed for.
I retain water like a camel to truly turn it into watersports. I take pride in my peeing and would rather have your pleasantly surprised than mildly disappointed.
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I am freshly showered, and my feet are freshly scrubbed free of calluses so I wanted to show them off, but my pajama pants and panties fell down over them covering everything but my toes.
So it's a Peekaboo clip of my toes as I piss for more than thirty seconds. It's a pee clip so good that I forgot to throw the toilet paper in the garbage, so I had to flush the toilet.
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It's a lazy day, so I'm wearing my pajamas and a flannel shirt to stay warm. I noticed that the toilet paper needed to be changed, so as badly as I needed to pee, I held out long enough to change the roll before sitting down to relieve myself.
I'm filming from my favourite angle today and wearing super cute pink panties, so I had to pull my pants down first, then slide my panties down my thick thighs. I love my round ass, and the sound as the urine hits the toilet bowl from behind the toilet.
Once I realized I was pissing for over 30 seconds, I stopped counting how long the stream went on for. I am mildly curious, though, so if you kept count, let me know how long it went on for.
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I practiced a little hydration therapy today because a nice long pee feels amazing. I ingested about 5 cups of liquids, then played video games to distract myself until I knew it would he a good long piss.
Once I had waited long enough I paused my game to run to the bathroom because I was beginning to squirm. I denied myself just a little longer trying to be funny with my shirt. And as I watched it back in editing I realized how sexy my tits looked as I was pissing.
My brain was in another land because it felt so fucking good, I couldn't even begin to try figuring out how long it went on for because the sensation of peeing enveloped me entirely.
If every watersports clip could feel this fucking good, I'd film every single one.
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I got a boo boo on my toe toe, if you know you know. The funny thing is that it shows up more on camera than it does in person. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.
Anyway, it's time to poop, but I already know it's going to be a long shit because I felt it sitting in my butt for an hour before I finally sat down to shit and I still struggled that hard to push it out.
I was straining so long I thought to myself that I should try other angles to show off the arches of my size 40 feet, not that it was difficult to show off my tootsies, they were levitating at one point because the constipation is strong in this one.
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I got all excited because I was almost done my cycle. Then I remembered that I actually needed to finish my cycle before I could show you the inside of my panties. So, instead of getting to see the inside of the toilet or the inside of my panties, you get a little bit of tease and denial.
No trying to look inside my panties as I pull them down, focus on the boobies. Watch as the milkers jiggle, watch as the titties as they wiggle, watch as the tata's towering over you, focus on the breasts.
Sitting down, I realize that you don't actually have a very good view from where the camera is. So I deny us both and clench a little until I can figure out the perfect angle for this clip. I lower the camera almost to the floor to point it upwards. Suddenly, I'm a Giantess towering over you.
Hush now, little one, listen as I push. Grunting, straining, arching my back, as I struggle to get every last bit of shit out of my bowels. Once I'm finally done I use wet wipes to clean my butt, wishing it was someone's tongue instead.
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I still can't show you the inside of my panties or the toilet paper after I wipe because it's the wrong color.
But the bonus of it being the wrong colors is that you get sounds you don't normally get, and a longer clip with a guaranteed flush at the end.
A bonus on my end is that I get to ramble on about the housewife things I'm doing. Today, it was making pancakes! I even got white stuff on my ass to prove it (the pancake batter I accidentally wiped on my pants that I thought was water)
Also.. enjoy the booty jiggle in my granny panties with wings.. because I sure as fuck did LOL
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My perimenopausal cycle decided to start on fucking New Years Day so you will be getting angles where you cannot see inside my panties or the toilet for a little bit.
That is okay though because I am cute as fuck when it comes to angles like todays.
Casually, seeing you laying on the floor beneath my toilet so you can stare at my meaty thigh as I tower over you.
My adorable smile as I notice.
The way I stand over you as I teach you a little something new (to me).
The way you stay perfectly still.. knowing I could crush you under my feet and refrain from doing so. Showing you both my love and my mercy.
I am a generous God.
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After sleeping in until noon, I finally rolled out of bed to have my first cup of coffee of the year. While relaxing on the couch, sipping coffee, and watching a movie, my tummy started to rumble.
I enter the bathroom, clenching my cheeks because I can feel that first shit of the year wanting to make its entrance. I am about to sit down when I notice that the garbage needs to be changed.
So denying myself the relief for just a little longer, I pull the full bag out and replace it, being sure to carefully tie it so nothing spills out while I poop. The housewife in me can't poo until I do a little housecleaning 1st, I guess.
Once I am done changing the garbage, I wash my hands and sit my ass on the toilet for the shortest pee ever. Once my piss is done, I begin pushing out pellet like shits that really didn't want to come out, making it for a multiple plop clip. Happy New Year.
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