Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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In this role play video you get to see me wearing my sexy school girl outfit, with pigtails and thigh-high socks! The video starts at recess time, where I am outside skipping rope (my favorite!). Suddenly, the urge to shit hits me like a ton of bricks. Fuck. I can't hold it and gotta get to the bathroom. But then I remember the mean girls hang out in the bathroom during this time, and if I go in there they will bully me. I can't risk shitting my skirt in front of them. Panic-stricken, I frantically try to find a place to shit. I run to a far corner of the playground, drop my panties to my ankles, and shit right in my lunchbox. It was a MASSIVE pile and so warm! Looks like I'm having hot lunch today.
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I was trying to hold in my poop for three days to send to someone, but couldn't wait past two. I shit on top of my refrigerator while my ex-husband (who is not into shit) watched. It was a beautiful log and super smelly! This video has two angles, and one of them caught the closest, best-lit view of my butthole that I have seen. My butthole turns out something fierce as the log spreads me open and then immediately folds back up like a little rosebud.
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You will not be able to hold your load in with this steaming hot jerk-off instruction (JOI) video featuring shit, burps, and farts. I love telling you to stroke your cock while I make you harder and harder with my sexy body and bodily functions. This video starts in bathroom and then we move to my bedroom where I tease you until you explode your big load right on my face.
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I am happy when I walk into my bathroom and you are already in your place, waiting to be my slave. I tell you exactly how to jack your dick while I strip out of my sexy black leather pants and tease you with the smell of my sweet butthole and the jiggle of my sexy ass. As you kneel before me, I give you a cum countdown right as I take a massive shit on the floor in front of you. Then I make you clean my asshole with your tongue. This video includes a bonus angle shot from above, so you get to see me shit twice. <3
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This compilation includes FIVE massive shits I took on my recent trip to Colorado. Between the camp food and being fed by my family, I ate well. Enjoy these 5 lumpy, ass stretchers. 13 minutes
Here are the descriptions of the videos:
#1. This is the first shit in my Colorado Series and damn did I have to go! I could smell it before it even came out. Slightly constipated, and not having pooped for 3 days, I push out a mean turd at my family's house. It was firm and lumpy and showed bits of food. It also pissed off my hemorrhoid, Marguerite, who makes a guest appearance in the video. You also get to see a well-lit, close-up of me peeing.
#2. Second in my Colorado Series, I destroy my family's toilet again after a few days out in the wilderness hiking and camping. This shit was MASSIVE and firm and actually steamed when it came out! This shit felt AMAZING.
#3. My family fed me well and my poops show it!! This video starts with some prairie dog magic where I push out and suck in a thick round turd. When it comes out it is huge and looks like someone put a box of milk duds in a condom and microwaved it. Marguerite makes an up close and personal appearance in this one!
#4. This is my favorite of my Colorado Series, where I destroy a little camping toilet with a massive log� it would NOT flush!! It was one of those foot flush toilets with limited water. This shit was so big it didn't budge when I first tried to flush it. Good gape action at the end of this one!!
#5. This was my first poop when I got home from my Colorado trip, but I thought I should include it since the food was consumed and it was created while I was in Colorado. This one really hurt and took some serious breathing and straining to get it out. I also had a nice little dangler I had to shake and shake before it dropped.
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This one is quick and dirty, just the way you like it! I drop my pants and stand over your face butt naked, then squat down and shit right on your face! At the end I spit on you twice. You love being my shit slave!!
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Stuck in my dingy basement, I really need to shit! Watch this lumpy, hard log press into my panties while I work hard to get it out.
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I shit out a beautiful log on Mother's Day! But before revealing the healthy, firm log in all its glory, I tease you with a prairie dog session where I show and hide the poop in my little butthole. Finally I shit out a gorgeous log from doggy-style position (butt naked, of course) on a plate on my living room floor.
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I shit in my hand for the first time and was surprised by how WARM it was! Check out the perfect doodie coil on this one. This video includes 12 minutes of footage from two angles. I hope you enjoy seeing me describe the smell and texture while I zoom in on the undigested chickpeas in my poo! You'll also see my naked, athletic body do some booty twerking and give you a close-up look at my shitty asshole. Also, this is the longest my pubes have been in a long time... what do you think?
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It was a chilly 25 degree morning and I HAD TO SHIT!! Good thing I had my camera rollling, because this motherfucker was HUGE! Enjoy watching me shit out this dark, massive shit from three different camera angles. It was so cold my fingers and toes were numb by the time I was done.
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I had so much fun making this video! I had to leave for jiujitsu in about 15 minutes so I was in a hurry, but I wanted to do something fun. So, I decided to shit into a jar candle. I light the two wicks and squatted above it… the first flame was instantly snuffed out by my thick, dense, turd. But the second one stayed lit until the jar filled with shit and all the oxygen was used up. I was shocked at how MASSIVE this turd was, so of course I had to weigh it. When I dumped it out of the jar... OMG this fucker is huge! It weighed in at 1 pound and .4 ounces. Not a record, but damn close!! You also get a close up shot of my clit and inner labia from the top angle I shot (it makes it look real big and I gobble like a turkey!!).
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This is a FUN clip! You will love watching me scurrying up this tree completely naked! Marvel at my strength as I drop a log hanging from a tree branch… right into a bucket! Enjoy this shit from two POVs
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This is one of the most beautiful dumps I’ve ever taken, and I’m so excited to share it with you! 🥹🥹💖 Enjoy the close-up view of my butthole pushing out this massive, girthy shit. The log is lumpy and knobby as it begins to stretch my tight little asshole open. Once the head is through, my body relaxes and releases the most beautiful, healthy turd. You really gotta see this one!
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Shitting in a beach bucket on a beach in Mexico. Hope you like my yellow bikini!
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Having not shit for two days, I REALLY HAD TO GO when this one came. I drop this large, soft shit from my knees in my basement. You can tell how good the relief felt because I was moaning and breathing heavy as it came out. I also had to pee so I squirted out a little more poop and then peed on another paper plate. If you are a foot lover, you will love this view of my butthole, pussy, and cute little soles!
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I had eaten a whole papaya the night before- seeds included, because I wanted to see what it looked like on the way out! This is a super close-up view of me shitting from my knees on a plate on the bathroom floor. You can see the whole, undigested seeds in this beautiful semi-firm log.
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Thank god I got this monster out before I taught yoga! This turd was fucking MASSIVE… and shaped like the letter F! Hope you enjoy seeing this nice, firm turd come out my freshly waxed butthole.
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There was no stopping this shit from coming out, and it started before I was ready! A little turd slipped out and clung to my butthole as I was setting up to film. You will love the sounds of my soft poop squirting out with lots of pops, squeaks, and squirty sounds as it leaves my asshole. After that, you get to see my pretty pussy pissing out some yellow deliciousness! This video was shot from two angles, one is in 4k.
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This chuncky shit was a painful asshole scraper! There were lots of undigested bits of food in this one, and my butthole felt every one of them on the way out. Not only did it smell incredibly strong, it wouldn't budge when I flushed. It was a beached whale!! First I tried dislodging it with my piss, but ended up having to give it a little nudge with some toilet paper.
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Shot in 4K. I really had to poop and just happened to have an empty Starbucks cup. Why not shit in it?! Better yet, why don't I stand on top of my deep freezer (which holds my frozen turds) while I shit!? I had fun with video effects on this one- watching a turd go back in via reverse feature is nuts!! I give a little tour of my freezer contents too! Boy, too many turds in there!!
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