Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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With 20 oz of water inside my ass, I masturbate with my clit puffer, legs spread wide and butthole exposed for you to watch. It is hard to keep the water inside, and I clench my asshole tightly as my orgasm approaches. I am ready to cum but wait a bit longer, enjoying the fullness I feel from the water and the thrill of trying to keep it all in. Finally, just as I have a huge orgasm, I release my bowels and shit water sprays out all over the camera and my basement floor.
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In my FIRST and ONLY sex video, you get to see me fuck my ex-husband for the first time in years: butt plugs, blowjobs, ass eating, leg chokes, squirting, and of course multiple angles of penetration. You'll be rock hard watching us move between sensual, loving touches and more aggressive fucking. He didn't know what to think when I pulled out the buttplug caked with shit.
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I had so much pungent morning piss inside of me and I pissed it out into a vino bottle (once I located my pee hole! Good lord!). You won't believe how much I peed. I tried a sip, but the taste was too strong for me. Would you drink it?
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This video gives you a sneak peek of what it would be like to have a fart session with me. Get ready for nearly 17 fart-packed minutes of me showing you all the ways I would torment you with the raunchy stench of my hot ass. This includes car farts, face sitting, dutch oven, wrestling, and more! You'll be wanting to book a session for real after seeing this one!!
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This is a compilation of 9 pisses taken in fun places on tropical vacations in Puerto Rico and Mexico. You'll thoroughly enjoy watching me piss on a sandcastle, in an old abandoned bathroom in the rainforest, on a secret trail near the beach, in stream from a waterfall and more.
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This was such a pleasing shit to push out… it felt sooooo good to relieve myself. It was thick and cracked and I felt my lower back pop during the second push while working it out of my tight asshole. You will love when I turn around and spread my legs close up to the camera to finish with a hot steamy piss, my giant clit in perfect view. You also get some good gape action on this one!
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I eat beets raw while I masturbate on my couch for you. I am going to make beautiful, colorful piss and shit for you to admire. Playing in my shower, I piss out pink all over the camera and into a glass… tip it back and sip, then dump the rest on myself. Next, I take a massive nearly black shit and smear it around on a plate with a paintbrush so you can see the beet-iful purple-red color.
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I am sooo desperate to please you, daddy� I'll do whatever you want me to do. I am cooking soup for you when you come home from work. I REALLY need to poop and pee, but you want me to hold it, so I try my hardest. But, I can't hold it any longer so I shit and piss all over the kitchen floor to make you happy. Did I make you happy, daddy?
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I shit a giant, shiny log and then piss into a jack-o-lantern (maybe you can pretend its you) and you get to watch from two hot angles.
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I am instructing you to grab your dick and jerk off while I shit. To get you warmed up, I give you a tour of my fit body, shake my ass and show you my tight butthole and sexy soles. I touch myself while I think of you touching yourself, I can barely get my finger in my asshole it is so tight. You will love watching me push out pieces of shit, one after another. I love shitting sexy for you and you can see my pussy dripping cream as I shit. I show you the plate close up and give you a cum countdown at the end.
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Trick or Treat, motherfucker! In this twisted video, I show you no mercy as I have my way with ALL your holes. I start off by skull-fucking you with my big black cock, before this sexy evil clown moves on to destroying your tight little asshole. You become my bitch as my thick cock goes deeper and deeper. We both know this is what you really want. What you secretly desire. You love the way my pig tails bounce as I giggle, shoving myself down your throat. I decide to give your holes a break, and have some real fun. Time to open wide and swallow my stinky farts whether you want to or not. By the end of it all, you���¢�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½ll be dirty, sore, and smiling. Happy Halloween, bitch. Thanks for letting me destroy your holes!
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Holy fucking shit! This log is beautiful and amazingly huge. I know I say that about a lot of my turds, but this one might top them all so far! I had been eating and eating and eating the past few days, trying to make a massive shit monster. I've been super bloated, like uncomfortable and grumpy bloated, and rushed the process yesterday... all I got was a stumpy, hard, lumpy turd. It was still lovely, but I knew there was SO MUCH shit left inside me still. Fiinally, the monster was ready to be released. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee and felt the urge to poop. When I reached down and pressed near my anus I could feel the hard turd bulging through my skin. But I wanted to wait until morning to film for better lighting, so I squeezed my rectum in a puslsing fashion to move the turd back up inside me a little. When it was finally time to shit, OMG I was so excited. I let it turtlehead and sucked it back into my asshole a couple times just to tease you!! I knew it was going to be a good one, but didn't expect it to be THIS GREAT! You gotta see it! A massive, knobby, brown anaconda slid slowly and effortlessly out of my tight butthole and laid in one piece in the toilet. I knew it wouldn't flush (plus I wanted to weigh it, lol) so I cut it up and fished it out with a plastic fork. It was gross but also fun! I hope you enjoy this beautiful production.
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Holy shit! This motherfucker is LONG and HUGE, and definitely one of my top 3 longest shits! Watch me unleash a tail of a turd in my backyard and then take a little power piss. My butthole was so dirty after this one. The color is light beige- I had been eating LOTS of almonds. Please ignore my sleepy eyes in this video. I had to shit as soon as I woke up... didn't even have my morning coffee! It was knocking at my back door. This is the perfect consistency of shit to spread on your dick and jack off.
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You come over for movie night, but I am so incredibly gassy we might not get around to starting the movie because I know you LOVE my farts. I put on a sexy act for you, teasing you will my strong, firm MILF booty and blasting you with hot, steamy farts. Sometimes they get stuck in my bloated tummy, and I have to shake my ass and rub my belly with my ass in the air like a volcano to get them out. You think my ass looks particularly sexy in my polka-dot cotton bikini panties, but don't worry... I don't expect you to contain yourself. Go ahead, let yourself cum over and over again as I stink up the house with my wretched stench for nearly 30 minutes nonstop.
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Watch me choke down 24 deviled eggs and then destroy my ex-husband (and myself) with my putrid farts, all while wearing my sexy silky robe or completely nude! The first few eggs were delicious, but it took some major grit to finish them. You'll enjoy watching me push out some farts while eating the eggs, and maaaybe I put one inside of me and then eat it (tastes like tuna salad!). It was brutal trying to keep the eggs down! My farts were atrocious, but my burps were even worse! I broke out the tube so I could delight in the aromas myself, after making my ex sniff my farts (for his very first time!). I hope you enjoy this nearly 40 minutes of fun! It is sure to entertain!
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You will have a hayday with this sexy, entertaining video, where I put my pussy and butthole to the test. Originally created as a custom, this nearly 12 minute video features a standoff between my holes in four field-day style events: sound test (queef vs. fart), flap test (queef vs. fart), distance shooting water, and accuracy of aim shooting water. You will see me fart and queef up close and in slow motion and then I pump my holes with water and squirt it out. I accidentally shit and didn't realize it until later. Did I mention I am butt naked in my backyard (full view of both neighbors)? This video is sure to make you laugh and give you a throbbing hard cock.
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Watch me shit out nearly a POUND (15 ounces to be exact) of steamy, hot shit. You get a great view from below my portable toilet seat. I accidentally got poop on my ring light. Ph well, I bet it will still make your dick hard.
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One of the things I love most about shitting is that there are countless ways to do it! I've always been excited by shitting in novel ways! In this 4k video, I put in a buttblug before shitting out a beautiful, massive, one-pound log! When I put the buttplug in, the poop was so close to my back door that the buttplug embedded itself in the firm end of the turd. Enjoy the close view of my pussy and butthole, too!
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Here is a compilation of 11 fabulous shits… over 23 minutes of massive, stinky poop! These are some of my favorites from over the past year. I hope you enjoy the variation in poses, locations, textures, and size! How many times will you cum before making it through to the end?
Farty Squirty Antibiotics Shit (2:24)
Chaffed Butthole Shit (2:32)
Lovely Multi-Colored Shit (2:38)
Gapey Big Shit (2:06)
Thick Lumpy Shit (1:08)
Close-up Papaya Seed Shit (2:04)
Massive Snuggie Shit (2:13)
Frosty Morning Truck Shit (2:23)
F-Shaped Massive Log (1:33)
Dense Hard Poop (1:06)
Soft poop (3:19)
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I ate a bunch of sugar-free candy at work and it fucked me up! I shit my brains out with massive farts for the rest of the day and evening. This one will blow you away!
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