Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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It is HOT in the Midwest, and it's about to get even hotter. Let me tease you a little with my strong, sexy body before dropping a slow, steamy shit from a kneeling position between two chairs. You can definitely tell what I ate last night. I think you will like it.
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The second part of the series Smelling & Describing My Farts & Poop includes me wafting one hot nasty fart after another up to my face, reacting to the stench, then describing the smell. For the poop- You can see me drop a big dark turd squatting on the toilet facing you. It was a BIG ONE and smelled SO STRONG. I describe it to you in detail (and maybe gag at the smell just a little).
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Watch me shit like a gymnast as I hang from a wooden bar, feet over head, head over ass. You will love seeing the dark, sludge-like shit flow out of my little asshole in broad daylight in my backyard. I talked my ex into filming for me… his reaction is priceless!
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I get my most creative ideas when I have to shit! This morning, I thought it would be fun to shit into a shopvac tube and then blow it onto my fence! Before shitting, I piss into the tube and then give myself a baby golden shower sprinkling myself with drops of warm, pungent piss. Apparently I didn't know exactly where my pee hole was, lol. I've been eating lots of beets lately and my shit was dark red and sticky! I can't believe how hard I had to push to get my shit into the tube. I hope you enjoy watching me "struggle" with this feat, and I KNOW you will love how dirty my ass got! I definitely had to shower after filming this one.ÂÂ
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Thunderstorms make me HORNY and it's been stormy as fuck lately. This morning I decided to try something new and fuck myself with my pink vibrator while taking a shit on a plate. FUCK it felt GOOD!! And it was a great load. Hope you enjoy!!
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I love it when you watch me fart. The closer the better. Sit down right behind me with your face to my ass while I jump, and shake, and jiggle hot farts in your face. Sometimes they are stubborn, so I push hard and make my butthole pucker out towards you.
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I get off on you getting off on me... and I want you to do that literally. Blow your fat load on my fat ass. Worship and adore my perfectly round, muscular booty. Let me tease you and get you rock hard. Take a sniff. Take a taste. You love it. I drop a big steamy shit right in front of you. The smell is intense. You hate it but you love it. Now stroke your dick while I command a sexy countdown. CUM ON MY ASSHOLE when I get to one.
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This shit was already coming out by the time I dropped my pants! The antibiotics I've been taking made this shit soft, squirty, and full of gas! You can see bits of undigested food too! I was shocked to see the MASSIVE pile it made in my toilet!
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A 42-minute compilation of 14 lovely shits from the month of March. As always, you get a good mixture of toilet and non-toilet poops, outdoors and public bathroom content. However, this month I had more runny, squirty shits than usual. This video also features several super desperate shits and my record biggest shit ever, weighing in at 1 lb 6 oz. Clips include: 3-Day Hold, Creamy Pussy Surprise, Dirty Feet Piss & Shit, It's Coming Out - Desperate to Shit, Birthday Ass-Splosion, Lovely Spring Shit, Unflushable Pile, Slimy Explosive Shit, Shitty Asshole Desperate Poop, Quick Pre-Gym Shit, Painful Poop in Public Bathroom, Big Dark & Desperate, Record Breaking 1 lb 6 oz Shit, and Hi-Def Toilet Shit. This is a great value for a great variety of steamy shits.
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I was so horny during my kettlebell workout, I just couldn't help but play with my pussy and afterwards. I WAS SO GASSY, but think I let myself get a little too relaxed because I SHARTED a wet runny stream down my ass. I hope you enjoy watching me pleasure myself while RIPPING 20 HOT FARTS in your face. I invite you to touch yourself too... Let's CUM together baby.
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Join me as I experience my first ever enema! In this video you can watch me figure out how to give myself an enema for the very first time, and then blow it out off the top of a ladder in freezing cold weather. I had no idea how much was inside me! After the ladder, I destroy my toilet with back blasts of shit water. I hope you have as much fun watching this as I had making it for you!
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This 42-minute compilation includes 14 fabulous shits from the month of February (outdoors, toilet, and non-toilet shits). This video is sure to make you cum over and over again with sexy closeups of my tight asshole and pussy, firm lumpy massive shits, soft shits, and powerful pisses.
Clips include: Big Quick Shit before Yoga, Dirt Road Dump, Eye Contact w Neighbor Poop, Fresh Wax Dragonfruit Poop, Growing a Tail - Big Desperate Shit, Lumpy Ass Stretcher, Outdoors Night Time Shit, Packed Lunch, Post Session Storytime, Sunny Day Backyard Piss & Shit, Stubborn Turd, Big Toilet Pile, Desperate Shit Interrupted, and Farty Poop before Yoga.
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I drop a nice firm log from a position right above your face. Then I spray piss all over the grass. I put the log in the hypertension pressure cuff and turn it on. Do you think the turd had a pulse? You'll have to watch to find out! This video is hilarious and sure to make you smile.
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Lay down and open up bitch. Mommy has to pee. I love to drench you with my warm piss.
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Pulsifer Paprocki and Lucy Puddles shared a hotel room on vacation, but Pulsifer hated having to smell Lucy's farts. They kept her up at night! Now she's teaching Lucy a very smelly lesson! She shits in her mouth and on her face, but it seems like Lucy likes it too much!
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Watch me fuck my ass and play with my pussy in the bed of my truck while wearing a pretty sundress. Thrilled by the pleasure, I crank out some farts and sloppy queefs with a dildo in my ass, all in full view of the neighbors. I am so naughty!
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You get two shits for one in this video! Prepare to be entertained. I was trying to build a massive shit after eating tons of meat and veggies, but I couldn't hold it any longer. The monster had to be released! The turd was so dense it wouldn't budge from the bowl and took 10 FLUSHES to go down. It was crazy too, because it felt like I had diarrhea. My tummy hurt! Somewhere along the way a little turd must have fallen out of my ass because I ended up stepping on it and getting it on my slipper. The second shit came in the morning, which I included because it was wrongfully separated from its sibling shit the night before. Oh, also when I went to poop a little had already slipped out and was in my ass. oops!
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Sometimes I like to dance a little to get my shit flowing. You will love to hear me moan and groan as this beautiful, dense log slides out my tight little butthole while wearing my sexy blue fishnet bodysuit.
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I love shitting at my local grocery store! This time I accidentally made a mess when a giant log slid out my ass and landed on the toilet seat. I'm sure the person in the next stall wondered why it smelled so bad.
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This was my second shit after eating 24 devilled eggs. Shot with a camera on my face and my ass. Ass shot is blurry, but still worth sharing.
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