Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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I shit into a condom and fill it all the way to the top. Then I tie it like a balloon and swing it around. It looked like a thick sausage.
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I climb up in a tree like a sloth and shit out of it. It was a huge red pile at the bottom! Larger than my foot.
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This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.
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I push out a lovely shit and then piss from a suspended position above my toilet. My arms and core were shaking from the strain, but it was worth the effort.
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PUSSY FARTS GALORE!! I love to see the fun sounds my pussy can make when I queef on command. In this video I bring out my toy box play with a seashell, plastic tube, harmonica, megaphone, and finally a monster dick dildo. Do you think I can queef with it inside of me? You will love the playful nature and close up shots of my beaver flapping as air sucks in and blows out.
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This mini-compilation includes two shits and a public bathroom piss. Quick Shit Ship I had a short turnaround for a shit shipping request. I tried the day before, but it was too small (I take great care of my customers!). Having a deadline to meet, I was hoping for a good one. Enjoy shit close up of me shitting into a container for a fan. Love it when the chickpeas are undigested! Soft Shit is a toilet POV featuring a massive, smooth shit (with some fun editing effects). It was such a great poo that I had to show my best friend when I was done. You'll love her reaction!
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I stand up on a dresser and shit out a massive (nearly 1-pound) shit. It starts out big and hard, and finishes soft and ploppy. You will love the slow-mo view and sound of it hitting the ground. Do you think I hit my target?
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The best things in life are often unplanned. I stopped to record a fart in the bathroom, and they just kept coming. So naturally, I kept filming! I hope this spontaneous video brings you as much joy (and more!) as it does me. My thick pink asshole really pushes out as I rub my belly, ass in the air, to get these toots out!
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I took a big, fat shit at the grocery store and left it in the toilet! While I was in there a person came into the next stall and ripped a MASSIVE FART. This video was made as a custom and doesn't show the poop coming out, per request. But I think you will enjoy my facial expressions throughout the video, and you get to see the monster at the end.
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I shit on a pregnancy test in my backyard and you'll never believe the results. Captured from two angles.
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I love showing off my fun party tricks! Watch me queef, fart, and burp in crazy positions… including with my feet locked behind my head. You'll love the clear and close shots of my naked pussy and tight little asshole pushing out air for you!
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This morning I was desperate to get the poop out of me and frantically scrambling to come up with a fun idea. There was an almost empty kleenex box nearby, so I decided to defecate in it. I had to do it in the backyard. I'm in full view of my neighbors house as I try to hide behind a tree to shit. Then I proceed to fill the box with my piss. What a sloppy mess!!
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A foolish slave travels to America to visit me. He has no idea what he's getting himself into. Nearly 5,000 miles from home, he is mine now. I give him a warm American welcome by locking him in my basement, hands and feet bound, where he sleeps the night. In the morning it's time to feed my little Dutch slave. I give him a taste of what's to come as I rip a putrid fart right in his face. He tries to resist, but his efforts are futile. I am in complete control. My little foreign toy. He is hungry so I feed him a giant, hot American breakfast right from my ass. He begs for mercy, but I am relentless. I soak him with a powerful stream of piss, drenching his face and body.
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This 15-minute compilation features 15 rear-facing shits, and includes some of my most MASSIVE turds. This is the best view for seeing how my butthole turns out when I shit. You'll see me shit straddling the toilet, squatting with my feet on the toilet, and even standing on the toilet (that one was messy) in this fun, filthy video.
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In this video I eat lots of foods to produce the most MASSIVE shit, including dragonfruit, black beans, chickpeas, berries, and mixed nuts. It takes A LOT OF FOOD to shit this big. You will not believe the size of the ENORMOUS dark shit I drop on my bathroom floor. Then I dig into it to examine the undigested bits of food it contains.
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The weather isn't cooperating with our annual girls camping trip, so we decide to "camp" in my living room instead. After eating beans and some old freeze-dried camp food, my gut is in bad condition. I fart and burp and laugh my ass off as I tease my prudish girlfriends with my crude love of being natural in the "great outdoors". I disgust my girlfriends with "pull my finger" jokes, farting in the tent, and into a pot. But one thing goes too far and the girls can't hang.
I hope you enjoy the lighthearted, playful nature of this video. Some of the sounds are clearly dubbed in to create the over-the-top vibe of this video. Some things are implied; there is no actual poop in this video.
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This morning I HAD TO SHIT and I wasn't set up to film. You see me running around crazy trying to get set up, trying desperately not to shit myself. Finally I squeeze out a hot, literally steaming shit into a 10 oz glass jar and fill it up to the very top.
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Watch my thick asshole pucker in and out as I make it dance for you while farting.
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I keep sharting while recording fart content so I figured I should clean myself out before filming more. I took a mini-enema and spray it on my backyard fence. Such power!!
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I'm your bratty girlfriend and I'm gonna make you pay. You didn't unclog the toilet for me the other day after I took a massive shit, and now I'm mad. So I eat Taco Bell and DESTROY the toilet with nasty farts and hot shits. I can't wait to make you clean up after me! Next time you'll think twice before ignoring my request. NOTE: There is NO SHIT n this video. It is implied.
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