Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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Thank god I got this poop out before I went to the gym today! I definitely would have shit my pants while jumping rope during the workout. I can't believe how much I've been shitting lately!
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Watch me choke down 24 deviled eggs and then destroy my ex-husband (and myself) with my putrid farts, all while wearing my sexy silky robe or completely nude! The first few eggs were delicious, but it took some major grit to finish them. You'll enjoy watching me push out some farts while eating the eggs, and maaaybe I put one inside of me and then eat it (tastes like tuna salad!). It was brutal trying to keep the eggs down! My farts were atrocious, but my burps were even worse! I broke out the tube so I could delight in the aromas myself, after making my ex sniff my farts (for his very first time!). I hope you enjoy this nearly 40 minutes of fun! It is sure to entertain!
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Here are my first 8 videos, all filmed outside. Enjoy nearly nine minutes of watching me shit out of trees, off a ladder, fence, log, bricks, and even a roof! You'll hear plenty of laughter (and some cries of disgust!) as my cuz, best friend, and ex-husband record me shitting off of things.
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I shit out a massive 1 pile of shit on a plate in front of you, weighing in at one pound, two ounces. I was so desperate to shit that it started coming out while I was still setting up. After weighing, I put the plate right in your face and make you smell it and eat it while I tease you with my hot ass in the background. We both have to clean up after this one!
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"POV: Hot Steamy Farts in Your Face
You love to breathe in my hot farts, and I get off on blasting you with them. 😈 You will be pushed to the brink as you hold your face close to my bubbly MILF ass while I squirm and shake and wiggle out TWENTY-FIVE stinky farts for you to consume. The relief was UNREAL 😮💨🫠 and I think you can tell by my arousing sighs of relief. This is my first partner-filmed video, so I hope you enjoy the realistic POV angles and shots. I was surprised by how much it turned me on to be filmed by someone, my pussy was dripping wet by the end!
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This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina⦠5 days without pooping. I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heiffer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.
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Here are 8 fabulous shits from the month of January (runtime 22:10)! Videos included:
1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND (this on is also in the Post-Labiaplasty Compilation).
Big Dark Shit (3:48) Squatting with my feet on the toilet seat, I push out a big, dark, sloppy pile of shit for you. Ass facing the camera. It wouldn't flush so I had to dump water on it to get it to go down. I show you a good view of my 3 week post-op pussy as it heals.
Desperate Shit Creamy Pussy 3:49 I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV
Firm to Soft Floor Shit (2:37) This was a 3-day hold shit and by the time it came out I was ready to EXPLODE. Such a beautiful turd! It started of firm and girthy, then finished soft with lots of texture.
Hot Steamy Shit Pile 4:10My ass looks great when I squat with my feet on the toilet. I drop out a multicolored, richly textured shit. It was very sticky and took 3 flushes to get down.
Lumpy Poop w Great Sounds (3:35) This toilet poop is just BEAUTIFUL! It's dark and lumpy, and came out clean with a little gape at the end. My favorite part, however, is the INCREDIBLE SOUND it makes sliding out my asshole in slow motion.
Reverse Toilet Shit (1:39) You'll love watching my tiny asshole stretch and turn out as I push this hot pile of shit out. This one was multicolored and started of chunky, then turned creamy. You can really see the folds and veins in my asshole!!!
1.25 Shit (1:09) Just a quick shit before yoga."
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I heard something about you... I heard you like it when girls poop in their panties, and I don't understand why. Maybe I should try it out for myself. Let me tease and seduce you with my bubbly MILF booty. Then watch me work hard to release a dense, solid turd in my super tight sheer panties. I pushed so hard I accidentally pissed. I like to bounce up and down and shake my shitty ass for you... an exhilarating experience! I see why you like it.Ã�ÃÂ
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This 5-video compilation includes the first shits after my labiaplasty surgery (where they reduce the size of inner labia). I was bruised and swollen and scared to poop and passed some truly monstrous shits! Videos included in this compilation are:
Scared Shitless: 5-Day Post-Op Shit (2:12) This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina⦠I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heifer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.
3rd Post-Op Shit (4:27) This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.
Girthy Hard Shit After Labiaplasty (3:00) I thought I was gonna have to pull this shit out of my ass! Just over a week out from labiaplasty surgery, I am not supposed to strain. But this thick, soda can girthy shit would not come out of my tight little asshole. You get a close up view of my healing pussy.
Post-Op Shit 672 (2:18) Another post pussy surgery shit. I'm getting the hang of it by this point, but you can still see bruising and swelling on my labia as my pussy heals.
1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit (I feel like I say that a lot, lol) and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer⦠it weighed in at OVER A POUND.
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7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation). I love yoga and I love shitting! Let me mesmerize you as I shit from various yoga poses, including arm balances, standing balances, and inversion. Videos included:
Crow Pose - Watch me balance delicately on my arms, ass high in the air, as a giant stream of shit flies out my ass and lands with a plop on the floor below me. You wish you could be below me.
Birds of Paradise I - Can I shit standing on one leg, with my other leg raised up near my head, arms twisted behind my back? You bet your sweet ass I can. Well, maybe it wasn't pretty⦠I lost my balance after the first push, but you will love the sound of the massive shit stream hitting the ground from several feet up.
Birds of Paradise II - Let's ease into this one nice and slow. I give you time to firm that cock and get good and hard before I shit. You will love the way the light bounces off my strong, naked body as I flow through yoga poses. I hope you are wowed at my finish, as I lock my arms behind my back, hoist a leg into the air, and release my glory while balancing on one foot.
Firefly Pose - Watch me shit from this precarious position... firefly pose. You would love to have your face under my sweet asshole as it expels warm shit all over you, legs propped up on my arms, ass hovering above the ground.
Crab Pose - I had to shit so bad I barely had time to set up! I shit out a hot steamy pile from crab position. With my ass hovering above the ground, knees spread wide towards the camera, you get a perfect view of my magnificent pussy while I crank out a big, soft pile of shit onto the floor beneath me. Would you bury your face between my legs in this position?
Inversion Shit - This video begins with a yoga practice wearing only my panties. Then I strip those off and do a handstand with my feet against the wall. I arch my back extremely, so I don't poop on my head, and then push out a sloppy shit. Enjoy from two camera angles.
Bridge Pose â I want you to worship and admire my naked body as I shit before you, pussy and butthole freshly waxed and up close. I move through a series poses, then pause in bridge pose with my hips lifted high. I continue to guide the practice as I slowly push out a hot steamy pile of shit onto my yoga mat. You will love watching this shit come out from multiple views, including one really zoomed in to show my butthole puckering out around the turd.
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I shit twice this morning and they look COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! The first is a thick, firm, golden turd. It was a massive amount of shit! A few hours later came the second- a runny, red (from beets), airy shit that plopped out of my ass.
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I squat on the toilet seat with my cute pink toenails showing. From two angles I capture a large, seedy, fibrous dump that smelled JUST LIKE PAPAYA. I had been eating lots of fruit, including papaya, in Costa Rica, but was so surprised when my shit was red and smelled just like it!
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My neighbor across the alley sees a lot going down at my house. And I know he LOVES it. This morning I took a shit and pissed in clear view while he was working in an upstairs room with the windows open, all with a perfect view down into my backyard. It was a red sloppy shit and I make you clean my asshole with your tongue when I am done. Good boy.
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Enjoy the super clear, 4K view of a nice dense turd coming out my ass. The shit just kept coming. How does a little thing like me SHIT SO MUCH?! I shake my ass and show you my butthole after releasing the big dark monster into the toilet. There are seeds and undigested bits of food clearly visible in it. It was so sticky it took several flushes to get it down. Even peeing on it didn't help!
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Today I soloed Pikes Peak… 26 grueling miles gaining 8,500 feet. It took all day long and I made sure to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated. What I wasn't expecting were the ENDLESS farts that accompanied me on my hike. I farted my fucking ass off! They were relentless. I didn't want my pants to get wet so I wiped with my hand. Wish I could have used you instead.
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I take a nice shit and huge piss standing on two ladders in my basement. The piss overflowed the plate beneath me and got everywhere. As always, my aim is impeccable and the poop made great splashes as it landed in the piss-filled plate.
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I flex my mommy muscles and show you my butthole in the morning sunshine. Then from hands and knees I drop a hot nasty shit. I flip around and piss on it. The smell was atrocious and my neighbor across the alley could see it all.
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I’ve never tried burping while pooping. It’s an interesting, bodily feat! I hope you enjoy. Also, this is one of the rare times you get to see my pussy nice and hairy!
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I often get constipated when I travel. This trip was no exception. I released the thickest, DENSEST shit into a toilet at our Airbnb in Costa Rica. The problem is they don't have very strong water pressure there… and it certainly wansn't up to handling my massive logs! I had to cut it up with a utensil to get it to flush. I couldn't believe how firm and dense it was. The water was a murky brown like sludge by the time it finally flushed.
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I fill up two bottles with neon piss to ship to a fan. I get interrupted half way through the first one… yikes, busted! You will love the way my pussy and butthole look in the bright sunlight in my backyard.
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I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV
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