Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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Holy fucking shit! This log is beautiful and amazingly huge. I know I say that about a lot of my turds, but this one might top them all so far! I had been eating and eating and eating the past few days, trying to make a massive shit monster. I've been super bloated, like uncomfortable and grumpy bloated, and rushed the process yesterday... all I got was a stumpy, hard, lumpy turd. It was still lovely, but I knew there was SO MUCH shit left inside me still. Fiinally, the monster was ready to be released. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee and felt the urge to poop. When I reached down and pressed near my anus I could feel the hard turd bulging through my skin. But I wanted to wait until morning to film for better lighting, so I squeezed my rectum in a puslsing fashion to move the turd back up inside me a little. When it was finally time to shit, OMG I was so excited. I let it turtlehead and sucked it back into my asshole a couple times just to tease you!! I knew it was going to be a good one, but didn't expect it to be THIS GREAT! You gotta see it! A massive, knobby, brown anaconda slid slowly and effortlessly out of my tight butthole and laid in one piece in the toilet. I knew it wouldn't flush (plus I wanted to weigh it, lol) so I cut it up and fished it out with a plastic fork. It was gross but also fun! I hope you enjoy this beautiful production.
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I came so hard I shit myself a little. In this unapologetically explicit video, I indulge in self-pleasure, using a buttplug and clitoral stimulation to take my arousal to new heights. As I work myself into a frenzy, I tease my clit with precision, building up to a series of orgasms that leave me quivering and begging for more. But the piece de resistance? The juicy, wet queefs that follow and a surprisingly shitty asshole, a testament to my unbridled passion and sexual abandon.
Note: this is not a large amount of shit, but rather a shitty asshole
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This shit is purely MASSIVE and oh so DENSE! My plumbing didn't stand a chance. I hope you're amazed at how this thick, long, and heavy turd slides out of my asshole with ease. Wish I had a toilet slave to clean it up for me. It's been a long time since I've had to plunge a toilet and my skills are pretty weak.
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I splatter out a sour-smelling wet shit off a ladder in my backyard. The smell was so intense I could smell it from up on the ladder. I wonder how many of my neighbors saw this delightful mess?
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Get ready to witness the ultimate degradation of my pathetic pumpkin slave. I'm dressed to thrill in my sexy clown attire, and I'm ready to put this carved creature through a night of hell as I claim both of his worthless holes as my own.
Wielding my massive BBC strap-on, I spit in his mouth and violate both his holes. I am merciless as I violate its mouth first, thrusting with brutal intensity. The pumpkin's hollow interior echoes with the sounds of my relentless assault.
But why stop there? I turn my attention to its other orifice, plunging deep into the pumpkin's ass, claiming it as my personal plaything.
But that's not enough - I need to break him completely. I make him eat my farts, humiliating him and making him beg for mercy. But mercy is not in my vocabulary. I lock him in my dungeon overnight, leaving him to tremble with fear.
The next morning, I take it to the next level. I take a massive shit in his mouth, and then I make him eat every last bit of it. The look of disgust on his face is priceless.
Will you dare to watch?
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I wake up so horny and play with my pussy while I drop a massive shit in front of you. It curls out like a tail then falls to a large, dark pile while I stroke my bean and moan with delight.
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this was a disaster of a shit at my CrossFit gym
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My neighbor across the alley sees a lot going down at my house. And I know he LOVES it. This morning I took a shit and pissed in clear view while he was working in an upstairs room with the windows open, all with a perfect view down into my backyard. It was a red sloppy shit and I make you clean my asshole with your tongue when I am done. Good boy.
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Get a great view of my holes, close-up in broad daylight, as I crank out a shit and piss in the backyard before going to the gym. It was a sticky one and I had to shake my ass to get the last little bit to fall. It was hella stinky.
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I take a nice shit and huge piss standing on two ladders in my basement. The piss overflowed the plate beneath me and got everywhere. As always, my aim is impeccable and the poop made great splashes as it landed in the piss-filled plate.
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I squat on the toilet seat with my cute pink toenails showing. From two angles I capture a large, seedy, fibrous dump that smelled JUST LIKE PAPAYA. I had been eating lots of fruit, including papaya, in Costa Rica, but was so surprised when my shit was red and smelled just like it!
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Enjoy the super clear, 4K view of a nice dense turd coming out my ass. The shit just kept coming. How does a little thing like me SHIT SO MUCH?! I shake my ass and show you my butthole after releasing the big dark monster into the toilet. There are seeds and undigested bits of food clearly visible in it. It was so sticky it took several flushes to get it down. Even peeing on it didn't help!
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I flex my mommy muscles and show you my butthole in the morning sunshine. Then from hands and knees I drop a hot nasty shit. I flip around and piss on it. The smell was atrocious and my neighbor across the alley could see it all.
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Today I soloed Pikes Peak… 26 grueling miles gaining 8,500 feet. It took all day long and I made sure to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated. What I wasn't expecting were the ENDLESS farts that accompanied me on my hike. I farted my fucking ass off! They were relentless. I didn't want my pants to get wet so I wiped with my hand. Wish I could have used you instead.
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Thank god I got this poop out before I went to the gym today! I definitely would have shit my pants while jumping rope during the workout. I can't believe how much I've been shitting lately!
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I’ve never tried burping while pooping. It’s an interesting, bodily feat! I hope you enjoy. Also, this is one of the rare times you get to see my pussy nice and hairy!
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I shit twice this morning and they look COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! The first is a thick, firm, golden turd. It was a massive amount of shit! A few hours later came the second- a runny, red (from beets), airy shit that plopped out of my ass.
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I often get constipated when I travel. This trip was no exception. I released the thickest, DENSEST shit into a toilet at our Airbnb in Costa Rica. The problem is they don't have very strong water pressure there… and it certainly wansn't up to handling my massive logs! I had to cut it up with a utensil to get it to flush. I couldn't believe how firm and dense it was. The water was a murky brown like sludge by the time it finally flushed.
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I fill up two bottles with neon piss to ship to a fan. I get interrupted half way through the first one… yikes, busted! You will love the way my pussy and butthole look in the bright sunlight in my backyard.
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Today I took a large, dark, semi-firm turd on my living room floor while wearing sexy pink thigh-high stockings. I rub my feet together and give you a little tease, then sit back and let a warm, soft shit ooze out of my tight butthole. It was dark and red from eating beets, and you can see undigested chickpeas inside.
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I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV
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